Comments | darklotus1211: Happy Lupercalia! Did You Get a Whipped Bottom? (repost)

darklotus1211

Happy Lupercalia! Did You Get a Whipped Bottom? (repost)

Feb 15, 2013 12:24

I posted this in 2011, but thought I'd repost because this year...I've got nothin'!
NOTE TO raettawy, our resident expert in these things : Please forgive any and all mistakes that may have been made by this layman and hope you get a giggle, if not at my lame humour, then at my ineptidude ( Read more... )

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raettawy February 15 2013, 02:42:42 UTC

LOL. *points to icon* Here's my personal Cupidic ideal. *giggles*

Anyone who's read Cupid and Stupid...errmmm... I mean... Cupid and Psyche knows that Cupid is hot and studly - except for Psyche which is why she's stooo-pid. But I do prefer the fat ones with arrows in their back. ;^) Fat, flying, diaper wearing bastards. Fuckers.

Oh, have I ever mentioned that I absolutely can't stand Valentine's Day (the Hallmark holiday) and would totally prefer it if Lupercalia came back???

Did you mention that St. Valentine was a martyr (spelling?), who lived during Roman times, who was beheaded? While he lived he married Christian couples and aided other Christians (at the time of his life, Christianity was outlawed). His execution is said to have happened on ...drum roll....February 14, 270-ish.

I feel like my bottom has just been whipped. I just submitted the last two items for an application to my most dreamiest dream job ever - in London, England. I know that I won't make the cut, but still I feel like my ass has been kicked and

darklotus1211 February 15 2013, 05:03:58 UTC

Best of luck with the dream job! My fingers are crossed for you m'dear ( ... )

raettawy February 15 2013, 13:29:50 UTC

Thanks!

Heh. heh. I think that the marrying Christian couples (probably in the Christian manner rather than Roman) was the key there for the "romance." I suspect his real name was somthing Latin-y like Valentius - or something. ;^) Although it would have been brilliant if giant fat cupids were floating around him all the time- singing (like in Night of the Museum 2). HAHAHAHAHA!!!

capcomplover February 16 2013, 18:27:38 UTC

Best of luck for your dream job r.

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stgulik February 15 2013, 14:32:15 UTC

Very cool and instructive post, my dear. I learned so much. And being of a fanfic bent, I'm picturing a resurrection of the fertility festival as an alternative to the much-overused Marriage Law theme. ::eyeroll::

capcomplover February 16 2013, 18:26:36 UTC

And this is exactly why we've missed you on here.
Fascinating, funny, instructive, entertaining. Thanks DL.
PS Quite liked the Blind Freddie instructional pic, thankyou!!!!