Severus, sweetheart, there is no reason to be all sulky - just because some of us (cough...looks exceedingly innocent) may have had ...er...tea and Nutella with Lucius...after combing his ha-...errr....pruning his hedges last week- we still love you and we're voting - we really are- it was the first thing I did after we...errm...It was the first thing I did. (smiles brightly at him while gently pushing Lucius behind her)
darklotus, I think you should definitely look into getting some hydraulics for your pimp car, this way you can have a proper low-rider. ;^) (wanders off singing: "All my friends know the low rider; The low rider is a little higher; Low rider drives a little slower; Low rider is a real goer; Low rider knows every street yeah!...)
Is your pimpmobile a convertible? If so, don't make those hydraulics too strong, or you could find yourself shooting out of the car on the upbeat "-cha!" - hat and all! hehehe...
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You do, don't you?
In that case - will you tell me?
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darklotus, I think you should definitely look into getting some hydraulics for your pimp car, this way you can have a proper low-rider. ;^) (wanders off singing: "All my friends know the low rider; The low rider is a little higher; Low rider drives a little slower; Low rider is a real goer; Low rider knows every street yeah!...)
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I can just see me getting the pimpmobile to do a sort of conga to the La Cucaracha air horn...
*La Cucara-cha la cucara-cha* I like it!
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He'd keep his girls very safe, too I'd imagine.
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Geez, isn't that horrible? You guys think of smut and all I can think of is how clean Severus would keep his brothel. (Shakes head sadly.)
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