Comments | darklotus1211: Shag, Marry, Shove off a Cliff Meme

darklotus1211

Shag, Marry, Shove off a Cliff Meme

Apr 03, 2011 05:08

I've jumped on the bandwagon, and asked laurielover1912 for three names. Evil woman she is, she gave me

Severus Snape, Han Solo, and Aragorn.

Well, here's my choices:

( My Choices )

han solo, snape, pics, i'm a tart, yummy men, aragorn, shag marry push off cliff meme

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inamac April 2 2011, 19:36:05 UTC

Wait. Wait! You'd turn down the chance of being Queen of Middle Earth for a lifetime with a gloomy Potions Master. There's no accounting for taste! (I'm with you on shagging Han though - frequently, and in zero G.)

darklotus1211 April 2 2011, 20:03:18 UTC

Yes, believe it or not, the idea of being stuck in the restrictive life of a ruler, bound by duty and tradition actually was a con for me. I'm too much of a free spirit, I think. I never wanted to be a princess as a little girl - I was always the pirate, or the intrepid explorer, lol.

I very much like doing my own thing, and I really think I'd hate it.

Snape would be much more interesting for me, along with some great donnybrooks, followed by make up sex thrown in!

Han, of course would have to be the one to shag, wouldn't he?...yum!

capcomplover April 2 2011, 20:19:21 UTC

Methinks if Aragorn had kept his life as Strider, the adventurer and wanderer, your shag choice may have been harder (pun intended).

darklotus1211 April 3 2011, 03:51:23 UTC

Methinks you may be right...

rangerishot April 3 2011, 00:16:41 UTC

I completely agree with Severus, he WOULD be committed. Hard to get along with the best of times but quite intense in the sack!

How bout you give me three? I'll see what I can do with them all.

darklotus1211 April 3 2011, 03:47:46 UTC

Okay - This is harder to pick than to do,lol -I'm going to go with the a mixed bag here -

Wolverine, Draco Malfoy, and One Two from Rocknrolla (because I know you love that movie, and the Russian merc would be too easy mwhahahaha)

Please don't hate me...

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darklotus1211 April 3 2011, 18:48:52 UTC

Yes! I think he'd be loads of fun! A rare commodity in the shagging department!

laurielover1912 April 3 2011, 14:18:33 UTC

Thinking about this I realise it was really really evil of me - how can you push any of them down a cliff? I seriously don't think I could go without a shag with Aragorn looking like that though - I had a crush on him simply from the books when I was a kid and then when Viggo came along ... sigh ... Never was a Legolas person. Hard to believe, I know, but I don't generally go for men with long blond hair!!!!!!!!

Equally, how the hell can I not have some form of shag, marital or otherwise with Han??? Another crush from about the moment I was born!!! But then ... Severus - I can't possibly push him off a cliff ... argh. I don't know.

OK, finally - Marry Severus, shag Aragorn and push Han into hyperspace, just by default and having to share him with Chewy!!!

darklotus1211 April 3 2011, 15:10:06 UTC

I know he was a blond, and already a fantasy figure, but my fantasy of the fantasy always had dark hair...and not at all like Orlando Bloom - much more hawkish intense features...

Hey, it's my fantasy, so I always figured I was allowed! lol

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darklotus1211 April 3 2011, 18:59:57 UTC

Yes, but I bet you'd only hide long enough for the worst to wear off - imagine the 'punishment' you'd get once he'd cooled down enough not to want to hex you?

I'm sure he'd work diligently to enlighten you from your mistaken belief that he was the lesser of the three shags... and of course you wouldn't tell him your reasoning...would you? ;)

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