Monkey Mind

[darkitysnark]

Long weekend bullet points:

• Went to a birthday party (theme: dress in pink) where for most of the night I only knew one person there previous to the party. Really let my extrovert flag fly. I should really post pictures of the CRAZY ASSED PANTS I purchased for the event... but I already am sporting an impressive DrunkFace (even though the picture

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[wonder_diva]

"The douchebags in Lane 13" may take its place in my personal pantheon of grocery store asshattery, right alongside a coworker's story of "the shoving bitch in the frozen food aisle." I can hardly wait to hear the zingers! I love good zingers!

Plus I think both you and The Mister look rather cute in that photo.

And oh my, THE FOOD. Good thing I just ate dinner, or I'd be noshing directly out of the frig!

[darkitysnark]

"Shoving bitch" is a pretty awesome appellation, though. It's all chewy and vicious.

Long-winded anecdote is fixin' to be posted. I believe it perhaps suffers from not being augmented by my manic pantomime, but hopefully it'll still be amusing.

I feel kind of gross today. We had a similar GINOURMOUS breakfast on Monday, and then last night The Mister engineered a REDONKULOUS pizza (homemade tomato sauce, cotija cheese, mushrooms, shallots, avocados, black olives, chicken/sage sausage, bacon, more cotija cheese, broccoli, mozzarella, I'm sure I forgot something) and really, sometimes I just want a simple salad. Really!