Comments | darkitysnark: We are Borg

darkitysnark

We are Borg

Apr 04, 2008 12:50

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office monkey, work

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audreymcqueen April 4 2008, 20:17:22 UTC

I fear it's impossible to find any life or soul in the subject of spreadsheets, so it's not you! :)

darkitysnark April 4 2008, 22:16:04 UTC

Perhaps not, but now I have the sneaking suspicion that my Life Goal will be to Infuse Soul into Excel. It'll be my Holy Grail.

audreymcqueen April 4 2008, 22:26:10 UTC

I can already imagine the resulting AI horror story! We might have to do an Excel intervention...

another_masque April 6 2008, 00:38:07 UTC

Oh the heresy! Excel is a wealth of soul. Really. I'd say it has a trickster's soul. Maybe Ken Kesey's.

wonder_diva April 4 2008, 21:31:08 UTC

At some point I will link you to some of the writing I do at my job, since it shows up online (horrors!) and you will see that I have almost perfect writing in voice that is third-person future tense neuter. It is utterly devoid of soul.

darkitysnark April 4 2008, 22:16:46 UTC

In my head "third-person future tense neuter" sounds like the speak-n-spell synthesized voice! :D