Eschew the e-shoes!

[darkitysnark]

Please convince me that I would look redonkulous in these boots:

Comments

[another_masque]

Sorry, you're asking the wrong people. I think you'd look great in those! OFFICE MONKEYS GOTS STYLE TOO!

[darkitysnark]

True dat. After much gnashing of teeth, I did it.

[ontheborderland]

Hey! Those look like my boots: http://www.zappos.com/n/p/p/7259652/c/3.html

So I think they would look awesome on you! I have muscular calves and they look fine in that style of boot. I'm not much help, am I?

[audreymcqueen]

Those boots are kickass! I'm totally jealous! Next time you come across some cool boots or shoes, you have to share! :P

[darkitysnark]

I remember those boots! Lovely. I would wear them with an empire-waisted wool frock-coat all the dang time.

Sidebar: I've been enjoying the evolution of your default user pic.

[ontheborderland]

LOL! I am so fickle...I can't decide what should represent me....

[audreymcqueen]

Dood, large calves are not a reason not to wear hot boots, in fact I would say the opposite is probably true. If your calves fit in them, go for it! And be glad you don't have the ridiculous little toothpick calves I have, because I can't even wear 99% of the boots out there because they all fit like galoshes on me. :P

[darkitysnark]

Coveting calves is the new hair coveting. Ex: I have stick straight long black hair and "natural" calves... but want wavy auburn tresses and your toothpick calves!

[darkitysnark]

Y'all are no help. :)

[wonder_diva]

No help from me... they are perfect for your postmodern urban-guerrilla-masquerading-as-an-office-monkey self.

And I have big/muscular calves from years as a distance runner, and tall boots make them look longer and leaner. So there.

[darkitysnark]

I think you've convinced me. My own badonkadonk calves are a product of genetics, ballet, and all that biking (most likely... oh and cheese.).