Game - Twisted Wishes!
So, I thought I'd start something fun here, something, being the procrastination queen that I am, that will keep me away from lesson plans as long as humanly possible until I give into the inevitable and get them done. *breaths* whew, run on sentence
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I wish to become a great famous actor
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(you is teh evol!)
Wish granted! Except you had to head to Diagon Alley to get some Polyjuice Potion in order to become Sandy McCoy and the batch you bought was sadly out of dated. So, while you remained Sandy for all of 10mins, you are now doomed to spend the rest of your life as a wombat.
I wish I worked on the Supernatural set
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*makes sad (wombat) face*
Wish granted! But while your working as an extra, a poltergeist takes up residence in one of the buildings on set and thankfully Jensen and Jared know just how to get rid of the son of a bitch.... sadly you die in the buildings collapse....and then you come back as a 'vengeful spirit'.
I wish I had the Imapala (says nothing about maybe Jensen coming with it....)
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Wish granted! Unfortunately it's a toy version. It came in a nice box and package and you were pleased with all the same. That was, until the family dog got to it and chewed away at it. Now it's covered it bite marks and dog drool and seems to resemple more of a black lump of metal more than an Impala.
I wish I could fly
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Wish granted! Yet, with the ability to fly comes great responsibility. And so after you save one person, you have to save them all. And then you get into the whole "superhero" thing. So you buy a costume. Can you see where this is going? Your costume, typically, includes a cape. One day, as youre saving Hilda, the suicidal paracute instructor, your cape gets caught in the suction of the planes exhausts (I know NOTHING about planes) and you both get sucked in... sadly there are no remains.
I wish I could travel back in time.
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I wish... not to act like a spaz in front of Jensen at Asylum. Haha.
Actually, I wish I could do art full time
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You are so lucky going to Asylum .... god I am so happy for you/jealous of you :) and I wont torture you with acting like a spaz in front of Jensen (I dont wanna jinx you at all!)
Uh ok.... Wish granted! But you are so overcome with talent and inspiration that you find you cannot stop. So you work 24/7, stuck but happy, in an endless cycle of producing these amazing works of art while also trying to sleep/eat/go to the bathroom. Ok so that wasnt too good but im tired... and I dont feel like killing you by having one of your peices fall on you or something... thats just mean for the third time in a row :)
I wish I could draw...and not just stick people.
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Wish granted! Unfortunately, all you can draw is artwork like Thomas Kincaid, except MUCH better, cheaper, and WAY more popular. He goes insane from the stress, and and is hauled away after painting obscene pictures on people's cars in the local shop-and-save. The movies are cancelled, so Jared, despondent, decides to do a porno, and you are crushed to death by millions of rabid, screaming, grateful fan-girls.
I wish I had a dancing monkey.
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Wish granted! However, the dancing monkey is nothing but trouble. He pees everywhere, has an anger management problem and eventually he bites your ear off. Animal control finds out about this illegal purchase and comes to take your monkey away. Not before he turns your place upsidown while they're searching for him
I wish I could breath underwater.
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**I wish I could breath underwater.**
Wish granted! Unfortunately, you forgot to ask the powers that be to also let you still be able to breathe air, so you are now a permanent denizen of the sea. Sadly, this leaves you the only choices for a mate with: Aquaman (Who is, let's face it, a dork), a shark (With bad teeth, so you'd have to chew all his food for him), 3 sea bass (all named Ray-Jay, which annoys you almost as much as their love for 'Matlock' re-runs) and a two legged octopus with commitment problems.
I wish 'Firefly' had never been cancelled.
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Wish granted! Yet, in your infinite wisdom you failed to see why the show was cancelled for the first time (I dont actually know this) and the new episodes sink faster than a boat with a hole in it. Basically they suck. And so they get relegated to daytime tv where they continue to run forever. And thus the good "Firefly" name is ruined, instead of ending on a high note, everyone sees it as the crappy daytime soap.
I wish I was omniscient!
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