If you plug your nose, you can't hum.

[darkeyedwolf]

beckerbell and I have decided how we want LOST to end. Or begin. Or... something.

SPOILERS through maybe 6x04!

Comments

[insipid_paragon]

omg I haven't watched Lost in forever and an age and I don't even know who Miles IS but I think I need to get caught up pronto.

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[darkeyedwolf]

MILES IS THE NEW SAWYER. Since Sawyer is an antihero now, someone has to be the snarker, and Miles has graciously taken over the position. Miles and Hurley discuss time travel.

(ACK I should mention there are MAJOR SPOILERS THERE.)

[wistfulmemory]

Watching that clip, I thought Miles should just say time was a big ball of wibbly wobbly, time-y wimey stuff and that would explain everything.

[darkeyedwolf]

DON'T BLINK.

No seriously, Ben will shiv you in the back.

[impynymph]

It's 4AM and I'm the moron trying to hum while plugging their nose....

[darkeyedwolf]

You also can't lick your elbow!

[impynymph]

I actually think I did that once when I was a kid... or at least the side of it.....70% of it was the elbow...

will not

try

again

fml

[darkeyedwolf]

HA HA HA

yes I'm still trying

[lockability]

AHAHAHHA oh my god. Pure genius. XD

[darkeyedwolf]

I keep thinking of Miles grumpy in the forest hissing YOUREALLIDIOTS and I just crack up.

[lockability]

I have a feeling I'm going to be giggling through the next few episodes, just remembering this ahaha.

[darkeyedwolf]

I'm kinda afraid Miles isn't gonna make it, so if/when he dies I'll just comfort myself imagining him and Hurley as ghosts on a long beach tormenting each other for eternity.

i totally tried the humming thing...

[cranberrysheep]

Though currently I am very concerned about Miles' well-being come the end of the show, if it ends in miles and hurley as ageless frenemies roleplaying star wars I think I will be alright.

It's like yawning.

[darkeyedwolf]

I JUST MADE THIS EXACT COMMENT. If he has to die (and I'm becoming convinced he will) at least I can always imagine his ghost pissing everyone off FOREVER.

and sneezing?

[cranberrysheep]

As much as I really like Miles there are only a few things I REALLY care about when it comes to the end.

1. Jin and Sun get a happy ending with baby Ji Yeon
2. Desmond, Penny, and baby Charlie don't get screwed over.

And then as a super double bonus that would allow me to forgive Darlton the years of jerking us around: A dead Kate.

Re: It's like yawning.

[darkeyedwolf]

I want a Jin/Sun reunion and happy ending for Sayid. I think there's a 50% chance for the first and 2% chance for the second. D:

A dead Kate.

MAYBE IF WE LIGHT SOME CANDLES.

[miss_magrat]

*covers eyes and scrolls down*

I shall return to this post when I finally reach s6. IN ABOUT A MILLION YEARS JUDGING BY THE PACE AT WHICH I'M GOING ;_;

[darkeyedwolf]

You can do it!! Think of all the awesome in your future! The chicks with guns! The men who don't shower!

[miss_magrat]

BUT I WANT THIS AWESOME NOW. NOW. I don't want to be writing essays :(

And the friend I'm watching it with is scared to go for another round ever since our last session, when we sat down just to watch the last hour of s4 finale and GUESS WHAT S4 FINALE IN OUR VERSION STRETCHES INTO NINE HOURS, UP UNTIL 5x09. IT'S JUST TOO GOOD, DAMMIT.

[darkeyedwolf]

OH BUT YOU'RE SO CLOSE. It only gets better and more epic and complicated pleasantly twisted.