This shirt is dry-clean only, which means... it's dirty.

[darkeyedwolf]

SO YOU DON'T NEED YOUR OVARIES, RIGHT?

I MEAN, IT'S OKAY IF THEY EXPLODE.

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[pashoshi]

And together, they

FIGHT CRIME.

*dies* That would make one extremely hot amazing crime-fighting AU. XD

If in your digging through the TOKIO discography you come across "Mr. Traveling Man #2", can you share that? I think it was the bonus track on the limited edition of an album and I can't find it anywhere. Apparently Mabo sings on it (when he doesn't usually sing much) and people say it's nice, so I really want to hear it.

[darkeyedwolf]

Wouldn't it just? They could wear cock frocks and nothing else. The criminals would turn themselves in.

Looking through, I don't see that one, unfortunately. ): I want Mabo vocals! Have you heard Your Answer? Apparently he wrote it (♥) but I didn't hear anyone but Nagase, WHAT IS UP WITH THAT.

[pashoshi]

...that sounds vaguely frightening. I'm suddenly having a very strange mental image of something like Remote, only with Nagase in the girl's part. XD

Yeah, it seems to be nowhere, and since it was the limited edition, I can't even buy it. D: A lot of TOKIO songs seem to be nothing but Nagase, which is a pity, since I like his voice, but the others sing quite well too. I haven't actually listened to that many TOKIO songs, even though I have a ton of them, so I'll have to listen to that one.

[darkeyedwolf]

AHAHAHA. Koichi as the brains, Nagase as the brawn? .....Koichi as the brains?

I love Nagase's voice, but I love TOKIO harmonizing, too. Sometimes you hear it in the chorus if you listen really hard, it's great. XD

[lazulisong]

YES FOR CHRIST'S SAKE GIVE UNTO ME THE PRECIOUS O___________O

oh god the nerdy beach boys patisches, we wantses them ;___;

[darkeyedwolf]

AHAHAHAHAHA

WE'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY

AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO

[lazulisong]

I have five or six of their songs but they're mostly unreadable gibberish strings when I play them -- the titles are, the songs are pretty good -- and I'm like, I WANT THE ONE WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT JIBUN DAKE NO LONG ROAD HOME :( :( :(

also it would be kind of a novelty to not be having a vague feeling of pedophilia when I ship people in a band

[darkeyedwolf]

a;dffjds DO YOU HAVE THEIR HARVEST ALBUM, it's pretty much, uh, seventeen tracks of the greatest awesome to ever exist in this universe. And it's nice and uploaded already and everything.

Well, you can't get older than TOKIO.

*throws self out window*

[annnimeee]

If you don't mind, I'd love to hear the original version of "Baby Blue" that KAT-TUN and NEWS covered on the 5 ahead cd.

[darkeyedwolf]

Here you go! afjs I love them.

[annnimeee]

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH.

[xxlithiumflower]

HE AND NAGASE ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER. I bet when they're together they get drunk and naked and roll themselves in curtains.

I WOULD PAY TO SEE THAT EVEN WITHOUT THE 'NAKED' PART.

[darkeyedwolf]

BUT IT'S NOT NAGAKOIDOMOTOMO WITHOUT NAKED!

[xxlithiumflower]

YOU ARE MISSING THE POINT. I MEANT HYPOTHETICALLY. LIKE, IF THEY WERE TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER HOW TO WORK BUTTONS AND ZIPPERS AND STUFF.

[darkeyedwolf]

LIKE HORNY DRUNKEN FUMBLING? HEAVY BREATHING AND, AND JEANS, AND MAYBE THE RIM OF THE BEER BOTTLE ALL WET AND NAGASE STARTS TONGUING IT. *__* *___*

[firedawn]

Talk about hot cops!

[darkeyedwolf]

Hot cops! Yes!

W-- what are we talking about?

[firedawn]

Well, they fight crime, and in my ill, med-dosed up state I had a sudden mental image of them in cop uniforms---

[darkeyedwolf]

... with-- handcuffs?

...

*____*