I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and seven people died.

[darkeyedwolf]

mousapelli wrote Arashi orgy!!

"Ne, relax," Nino muttered against Aiba's collar, reaching down to hook his hand around the back of Aiba's thigh and pulling it up so that Sho could push in easily, Aiba shivering in between them and pushing his cock up through Ohno's fist, the tip tacky against Nino's stomach. His soft, whining moans leaked out around Jun's

Comments

[shounenhero]

My journal will become nothing but sparkles and exclamation points and hot boys having sex with each other.

I knew there was a reason I friended you.

[darkeyedwolf]

I thought it was for my intelligence. :(

[shounenhero]

*pats your hand* That too, dear. But the porn doesn't hurt. :))

Also: I sincerely wish I had the ability to write porn, just to see it in sparkly text. *shines*

[darkeyedwolf]

*TEMPTS*

*TEMPTS LONG AND HARD*

IT WOULD BE SO SHINY.

[pashoshi]

...the prospect of sparkly text almost makes me want to try to write that. But I still haven't even written Arashi porn, so I don't think it'll happen anytime soon. I guess I'll just have to watch and be amused at your flailing (which I very much am right now).

[darkeyedwolf]

What if I made you an offer you couldn't refuse. Like... sparkly text and emoticons. *wiggles eyebrows*

[pashoshi]

...I would flail myself to death trying to write an orgy? (Or I would decide that emoticons aren't worth dying for.)

[darkeyedwolf]

S-sparkly emoticons?

[ekala_sy_eph]

TRYING TO FINISH ENGLISH PROJECT HERE.

[darkeyedwolf]

PORN

NAKED AIBA

TOUCHING JUN

YES *____*

[ekala_sy_eph]

I AM ALMOST TEMPTED TO TAKE UP DRAWING AGAIN FOR YOU BECAUSE OF ONE OFF-HAND COMMENT.

except I suck at it. xP *plots to bribe artist-friend*

GETTING BACK TO ENGLISH PROJECT REALLY.
*sneaks arashi into said project, because gay sparkly neon rainbows make everything better*

[darkeyedwolf]

......... *CLINGS TO YOUR ANKLE* LET FANDOM BE THE JUDGE OF THAT. Arashi needs more fanartists. Arashi needs fanartists PERIOD.

This is my new mantra. :(

[zulafish]

I will not blow free day writing porn, Wolf has enough already.
I will not blow free day writing porn, Wolf has enough already.
I will not blow free day writing porn, Wolf has enough already.
I will not blow free day writing porn, Wolf has enough already.

Look what you've driven me to.

I HAVE ANOTHER FIC TO WRITE.
Arashi orgy, > or < vampire mafia JE AU?

A+ choice of words, though.

[darkeyedwolf]

alfjf you're not doing it for me, you're doing it for the good of the community. Think of all the hungry pornless people out there. Think of all the GOOD you could do!

Vampire Arashi orgy, I dare you. XD

Re: A+ choice of words, though.

[zulafish]

Hungry pornless? So if I were to write enough porn... I could solve world hunger!

[darkeyedwolf]

HAHAHAHA. YES. ARASHI PORN ENDS WORLD HUNGER.

[callmecaito]

Your orgy tag is "walker: texas ranger"?

I APPROVE.

[darkeyedwolf]

There's nothing as sexy as a good roundkick to the face!