ILU WOLFIE. Your commentary is the best thing ever.
This PV is...actually remarkably tame by Arashi's standards. They're wearing white and brown, there are no sparkles...they don't even have a full rainbow! But they're Arashi, so it's magically incredibly gay anyway. Oh, Arashi...
They do what they can! (POLES.) If there's no rainbow to buttsex on, then damnit, they'll just grope each other on the ground. (AFTER SLIDING DOWN RAINBOW POLES.)
You know, if you hadn't mentioned it, I wouldn't have thought there was anything remotely inappropriate about sliding down those lines/poles/whatever...
OK. You? Are not leaving the internet for the next six hours until I'm not babysitting anymore and writing to you on a stolen borrowed computer while two 3 and 5 year old girls are sleeping angelically next to me in a single bed while all I want to do is flail at you and declare my love for Arashi and hit you because obviously Ohno's not a slut, he's just so used to obeying orders (see the way he got into JE) that Jun's half-joking "Captain come here and give me a blow-job" actually made him do exactly that.
So, don't you dare get off the internet until I've flailed at you!
obviously Ohno's not a slut, he's just so used to obeying orders (see the way he got into JE) that Jun's half-joking "Captain come here and give me a blow-job" actually made him do exactly that.
I APPROVE I APPROVE SO HARD
Sitting in front of the computer all afternoon, watching Arashi touch each other over and over? But it's such a hardship. *whines*
al;kdsfjlkajdsf god, Wolfie, GOD. I can't watch this until, like, three days from now, but I had to at least read this post and it's TORTURE to have to wait and aldsjfkaldskfj THERE ARE POLES. RAINBOW POLES.
Also, I add in my vote for the Aiba and Nino fic as well. *__*
I ALREADY LOVE THIS PV SO MUCH, JUST THE MINUTE AND A HALF OF IT I SAW PREVIOUSLY. AND THERE WEREN'T EVEN ANY RAINBOW POLES IN IT YET. OMG, IF I WERE THERE, I WOULD SO TRY TO WRITE YOU WE CAN MAKE IT SMUT, POSSIBLY OF THE ORGY TYPE BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE I COULD PICK JUST ONE FROM THIS PV, I LOVE THEM ALL TOO MUCH.
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ILU WOLFIE. Your commentary is the best thing ever.
This PV is...actually remarkably tame by Arashi's standards. They're wearing white and brown, there are no sparkles...they don't even have a full rainbow! But they're Arashi, so it's magically incredibly gay anyway. Oh, Arashi...
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(POLES. *_____*)
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So, don't you dare get off the internet until I've flailed at you!
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I APPROVE I APPROVE SO HARD
Sitting in front of the computer all afternoon, watching Arashi touch each other over and over? But it's such a hardship. *whines*
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Also, I add in my vote for the Aiba and Nino fic as well. *__*
(GOD. RAINBOW POLES.)
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*CLINGS* ;____;
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*SHUUUUNUHS*
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IT'S IN THE STARS -- oh wait, wrong boyband.
*DIES* *DIES DIES DIES DIES DIES* they'd need shiny silver lame pants to pull that one off
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omfg i can't believe i just said that...
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*downloads*
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Arashi porn?
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