WHAT HAS TWO BUNS AND A GOTH GIRL

[darkeyedwolf]

I REFUSE TO GET EXCITED

I REFUSE TO GET EXCITED

I'M SO HAPPY I COULD WRITE AKAME

"Your hair is unbelievable," Kame says in disgust.

"At least it's not a perm," Jin replies, lip curling. "At least I wouldn't have sex with the barber's chair."

"You are not the man I posed half-naked with in various magazines," Kame hisses, and goes

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[xxlithiumflower]

I found out Jin's back. Two minutes later, my roommate moved out. JE IS A MAGICAL THING. *flails*

And ppft, Pin and Akame? Don't limit yourself! I, for example, ship JinxShige. BECAUSE I CAN. *is apparently, like everyone else, borderline incoherent* *flails s'more*

[darkeyedwolf]

ajsgfjkfhf OH MY GOD SO DO I. NO, SERIOUSLY. Someone really needs to write a fic with Koyama and Yamapi being all ~college brothers~ and Jin and Shige have to win their boyfriends back. USING CHEAT SHEETS.

[xxlithiumflower]

AFTER THEY HAVE HOT INTERBAND SEX, RIGHT? *attempts to resist the urge to write*

[darkeyedwolf]

*stares at the word 'resist'*

I'm sure I knew what that meant once.

[xxlithiumflower]

I have sixteen fics on the go. SIXTEEN. Something like FOURTEEN OF THEM ARE JE. (One's Hamlet. OMG IT SHOULD BE JE HAMLET. WAIT, ONE THING AT A TIME.) AUGH I HAVE AN EXAM TO STUDY FOR. IRONICALLY, ENGLISH. I'M SURE MY PROF WOULD UNDERSTAND IF I FLAILED ENOUGH.

*hides Notepad behind a few other windows* No, I haven't already started writing this sheer mass of WTFery. I have no idea what you're talking about.

[darkeyedwolf]

HOW MANY OF THEM ARE PORN?

This is an easy way to prioritize.

[xxlithiumflower]

CLEARLY NOT ENOUGH.

It's a good thing I'm not in math, 'cause I clearly fail at counting. Actual talley runs twenty-one fics, five of which are started, fourteen of the total being JE, two of the total involving boys in dresses in some way. I AM GOING TO HAVE A VERY BUSY SUMMER.

BUT WAIT. I come bearing a fic fragment this time!

"Guess who's baaaack!" Jin cried, throwing the door wide open and promptly stumbling over his own feet. He grinned up at Yamapi from the floor, trying hard not to laugh at himself

[darkeyedwolf]

"BEST THREESOME EVER"

"IDOLS GONE WILD"

"PONIES AND ELECTRONIC DICTIONARIES"

You are continuing this one, right? *___*

[xxlithiumflower]

THREESOME? YOU LACK IMAGINATION. KOYAMA HASN'T EVEN SHOWN UP YET.

Of course I'll finish it. That's just what I have so far. *writes slowly* ^.^

[darkeyedwolf]

*BEAMS*

You're filling a hole in me ( -- in my heart, MY HEART) for Pin and KoyaShige interaction that I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED.

[xxlithiumflower]

Ohhh, but it's not just Pin and KoyaShige! There will be KoyaPi, eventual JinxShige (I have no idea what to call that pairing), and... wait for it... KoyaShigePin. Oh, and they'll all wear glasses at some point. 'Cause megane!JE? HOT.

*curses herself for writing so slowly* I WILL FINISH THIS TONIGHT! I MEAN IT! *fails*

[darkeyedwolf]

OOH OOH CAN WE NAME IT "BAKATO" PLEASE?

[xxlithiumflower]

OMG BRILLIANCE.

[darkeyedwolf]

ALSO I APPROVE OF THIS MEGANE PORN

OH YES WE DOES PRECIOUS

[xxlithiumflower]

Hurray! Megane porn for all! This calls for another fic snippet, ne? *probably having a little too much fun with this*

"Yamapi!" exclaimed the fourth as he entered the room, nearly flailing. "We're going to be-- Oh, Akanishi! When'd you get back?"

"Today," replied Jin, still flat on his back, grinning up at the lanky boy. "You're going to be what?"

"Late," Koyama resumed, his attention switching back to Pi, who was still rocking, crouched, and blinking owlishly at the other three persons in the room.

"Late for what?" Jin inqured, still grinning.

"Study group," Koyama replied, not taking his eyes from his bandmate.

THE PLOT exists, I swear THICKENS! I think I turned Koyama into a bit of a jerk. Oops.

[darkeyedwolf]

HAHAHAHAHA

OMG "STUDY GROUP"

BRILLIANT

I don't think you need to worry, making Koyama a jerk is impossible. HE IS TOO HAPPY AND CHATTY AND WITH A GAY CAT.