I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

[darkeyedwolf]

Okay! After the success of the KAT-TUN pimp, I actually had performance anxiety about this one, but I did promise Everything You Wanted To Know About Boybands But Had Too Many Standards To Ask Not Just The Super-Slutty Ones. So, part two --

Comments

[aurenfaie]

I know that now! I asked my sister, lol. She also says she doesn't like Ryo cause he calls Ueda Donkey-face?? lol. XD

[darkeyedwolf]

The Ryo-Ueda conflict is LEGENDARY. And by that I mean HILARIOUS. XD

[aurenfaie]

Do tell me more! All I know is that Johnny (??) made them write apology letters!? lol. I can't believe these are real, professional musical groups. XDD;

[darkeyedwolf]

XDDD Well, you know how Ueda used to emulate Gackt, right? Blonde hair, blue contacts, lots of spiky jewelry? Ryo would make fun of him (and his accessories) all the time, asking "what are you trying to be?" and stuff -- on TV -- and one particularly killer episode he looked at Ueda and asked "who are you?"

Everyone bursted out laughing, and Ueda (dun dun dun) ducked his head, so depending on who you ask he was either giving an awkward laugh or hiding his tears at evil Ryo-chan's meanness.

They "made up" by reading heartfelt letters to one another on SC.

Sometimes it's really hard to remember they're grown men. XDD

[aurenfaie]

omg! That is just awful! Poor Ueda~! D: I'd probably cry, too, which is what I'm sure was happening.

Still, is it wrong of me to say I want to see it? XD

[darkeyedwolf]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=u_e7_-5M1u4

Three minutes in. XD