The Oceanside Project: Moneywell/Landgraab Part 1
"It's Good To Be The King" Part 1
Warnings: gifs, fires, frenemies, creepy dolls, baby-eating flies, alcoholic Nannies, bromance, heartbreak, rich sim problems.
Previously on The Oceanside Project: Landgraab and Moneywell...
Saturday, Day Six
Malcolm Landgraab, X wakes up early to make breakfast for himself and his lovely fiancee Vivian Moneywell. Today marks the day that their first child will be born.
The pregnancy hasn't been too difficult for Vivian but her tolerance for Malcolm's more unsightly manners are at an all-time low.
Since I revised my rules Malcolm no longer has the sports car from before. He has to schlep his way to work in the hoopty like every other Average Joe.
Vivian, tired of being pregnant for so long, heads in for a nap while Malcolm heads to work.
After Vivian's nap Dr. Minka Yomoshoto stops by to check on her favorite patient.
After a completely thorough exam Minka determines that the baby is in excellent health and not cursed at all! Little baby Landgraab is due within the hour.
Before Vivian can even finish her fruit parfait the contractions start.
Gwyneth Landgraab is the spitting image of her father with brown hair, tan skin and dark blue eyes.
After Gwyneth is cleaned up and dressed in her expensive finery, Vivian gives her new baby girl all of her love.
Something has Minka deeply worried and upset. I don't know what it could be? Is something wrong with the baby? Are you worried Viv won't pay your doctor's fee?
Oh, I see. Brodie Mason, your boyfriend's baby mama, is here.
Brodie: *judges the weeds*
Minka knows that Brodie and Kendrick have been woohooing all over town. Showing that she's the bigger sim, Minka congratulates Brodie on the birth of her little girl, Aria.
Minka: *leaves thinking that went well*
Brodie: *leaves thinking Minka's a mug*
Woot! Oceanside's economy is going strong.
Viv's workout room is magically transformed into a nursery fit for a Landgraab heiress.
Since this was Brodie's THIRD TIME loitering around the house, Vivian went out to invite her in for dinner.
Vivian: *hopes Brodie and Minka can get along*
Minka: What the fuck is she doing in my bestie's house?
Minka wasn't too thrilled that Vivian invited Brodie in and left abruptly. *sigh*
Malcolm is not living up to his Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist title at all.
Vivian starts preparing Mac & Cheese for dinner when tragedy strikes!
Vivian has had to put out many a fire, but the smoke and flames from this one were almost too much to bear.
Luckily, after a valiant fight, Viv saves everyone in the house from dying a fiery death.
Malcolm: Dinner sure is taking a long time.
THANKS FOR ALL OF YOUR HELP MALCOLM LANDGRAAB!!
Angie Killeen, former Arts & Crafts hobby enthusiast turned Nanny, stops by to chat with Malcolm and Vivian and meet her new ward Gwyneth.
And luck would have it Selena Firestone, future teacher, also stops by to meet the newest Landgraab.
Malcolm: Ugh, did she set this stuff on fire?
You are a tool Malcolm Landgraab.
Angie and Selena hit it off right away. Angie asks Selena if she would be able to help out at the Day Care sometimes. With so many babies in the neighborhood Angie will definitely need all of the help she can get.
Malcolm: They're totally going to make out...
Shut up Malcolm Landgraab!
Malcolm meets his little girl for the first time. He thinks she's absolutely the most perfect creature in the world!
The problem with Angie Killeen #1: Whenever there is booze around Angie will find it. And drink it.
Malcolm introduces Gwyneth to her throne which quickly turns the lovely Princess Gwyneth into evil King Joffrey. Why leave Gwyn in the throne...?
Ohhhh. That's why...
WTF VIVIAN! What about your dream wedding? We've already postponed it once. You're ideal family size is not even set for more kids!
*chimes*
GRRRRRR....
While her parents have sexy times, Gwyneth becomes accosted by baby-eating flies! Who will save the fair maiden seeing as her parents are under the spell of an after-woohoo deep sleep?
Lady Angie to the rescue!
Angie changes Gwyn's diaper, sticks her in this torture device and then leaves her alone for the rest of the night. Good luck on staying alive by yourself Gwyneth!
Sunday, Day Seven
The problem with Angie Killeen #2: If you leave booze out Angie will drink it all until it's gone.
Vivian awakens early and rescues Gwyneth from the Dangle Monster.
And lays her down to sleep.
Morning sickness again. Vivian knows what this means. This is terrible. She was not expecting to have another baby so soon!
Before heading back to bed Vivian decides that she needs to speed up the Wedding planning. She needs to become Mrs. Malcolm Landgraab, X before she starts to show. She needs to get married TODAY!
Gwyn's a little grumpy cat again.
Viv is, surprisingly, a good mom. She's on the ball when it comes to feeding and cuddling little Gwyneth.
Since Vivian has decreed that they will be married today and Malcolm is supposed to go to work, Malcolm calls in sick.
Malcolm: I... feel... so... faint. I don't think I can... go on...
You are a great actor Malcolm.
Vivian: Mommy's getting married today! You will be a bastard no longer!
Great conversation to have with a baby Vivian.
Malcolm messily makes breakfast and invites the wedding party over so they can get ready and leave for the church together.
The wedding party consists of Malcolm's bestie Owen Goodacre and Vivian's bestie Matisse Troubadour. Angie is not invited to the wedding because she has to watch little Gwyneth. Speaking of which...
No! The flies are after her again! Maybe this is the curse Calista put on the baby, that she will be devoured by flesh-eating flies in her sleep!
The wedding party change into their finery. Vivian wanted a fairytale wedding and that is what she will get, right down to Malcolm dressed as a prince and herself dressed as a swan princess.
Vivian thinks how handsome Owen looks when he's out of his hoe-down attire.
Malcolm tells Vivian how beautiful she looks in her gown and tiara. He's feels so blessed to have her in his life.
The wedding will take place at the newly built Our Gray Lady of Plumbobs Peteran Church owned by Owen's wife Becca Goodacre. Even though Vivian is a Jacoban she is fine to be wed in the Peteran church. At least it's a church!
Note: The wedding will be up in a separate post.
As the wedding party leaves Angie proves that she's the best Nanny in the world by doing chores around the house while Gwyneth sleeps. She composts the newspapers...
She mops the floors...
She cleans the stove-top...
She even takes care of the baby! I guess we will overlook her whole drinking problem then.
The newlyweds soon return after a night of celebrating.
Angie desperately tries to get rid of the cursed flies by plying the baby with more food. It doesn't work.
The new Mrs. Landgraab heads straight to bed. She's had a long, fun night!
Not only did Matisse have an awesome time at the wedding, Malcolm also gained a body skill point. Score!
Angie puts the fly-free baby Gwyneth down for the night.
Even though Matisse is giving mad attitude she looks very elegant in her gown and gloves.
Owen looks for Malcolm who he knows will appreciate his weird sense of humor.
Malcolm: You are the funniest sim in the world! lololololololllllll.
Owen: You know what else is funny? TICKLES!
Malcolm: HAHAHAHAHA! STOP I'M GOING TO PEE MY JAMMIES!
Malcolm: I love you, Bro. *tear*
Owen: I love you, Bro. *more tears*
Matisse: Get a room. Ugh, they're worse than girls.
Part 2