The Oceanside Project: Bossanova Part 2
"Blame It On The Bossanovas: Part 2"
Day Three
The pair wake up early. Today is Diego's first day of gathering news.
Selena helps out making a nutritious breakfast for Diego's first day.
Diego squeezes in some barre time before work.
Miss Noeleen, our lovely driver shows up to give Diego a ride around town. Her eyes unfortunately suffered in the crashapolooza of 2012 so I will have to fix that. She's giving me a Tyra Banks vibe though.
*Nod to the old school California license plates*
Connor happens to walk by and is immediately tackled by Selena. (This is when I remembered to fix his tattoos)
The pregnancy is wearing Selena out. After she makes-out with Connor she is ready to take a nap.
So Connor decides to try this ballet thing that Diego is always talking about.
Diego: Hey, you weren't half bad there!
Connor: *girly giggle* Do you really think so??
You have at least one student already Diego!
Later Diego makes lunch meat sandwiches...
and calls all of the ladies over. It's baby shower time!
*pop numero dos!*
Diego invited all of the ladies - and Brodie. He wants to get to know Brodie better but he has to be slick about it with Matisse there.
Diego gets the party started with his signature move, the Bossanova Booty Pop.
Sadie: OMW Connor! I can't believe you're going to be a dad! How fricken awesome! I want to get pregnant right away too! Like right now! Where's Fitz?
If she only knew!
Brodie: I just wanted to thank you all for allowing me to be a part of this baby shower. I feel so honored to be included in something... for once.
Dawn: Who the fuck are you again?
Brodie: I'm-I'm your mail lady!
Dawn: Who?
Mean girls...
Selena is having a great time and is so happy all of her friends showed up.
Minka and Vivian bond with their bellies.
Becca: Oh hi Minka... M-Minka?.. Oh... OK... I'll stop talking now.
Becca still can't make friends with the Mean Girls.
Matisse was at the baby shower but for some reason she took off. Diego is free to chat with Brodie without consequence.
Vivian: Do you really think I can go skiing in this condition? Do you even have a brain?
Minka: I really can't stand that Becca Goodacre!
Why is everyone being mean to Becca today?
Sadie: Don't worry Becca I'll be your friend. And you, Brodie and I can take all of these heifers DOWN! We can call it The Against The Mean Girls Club!
Becca: *Friend!*
Wait, I think Vivian is watching your scheming...
Vivian: Oh, you can try and take us but we're the gladiators!
OK, OK ladies. No pregnant fighting please!
Meanwhile, in the same room...
Diego, I really don't think you should be flirting with the mail lady in a room where almost every woman is BFFs with your girlfriend!
Sadie: Hiya Diego! Wanna play red hands with me? *lowers voice* What the heck are you doing? All of Matisse's friends are here. Someone's bound to tell her! Quit it!
WHO KNEW SADIE WINCHESTER WOULD BE THE SOLE VOICE OF REASON!!??
Diego tries to be a bit more discreet and waits until most of the crowd has left the room before making more moves on Brodie.
Oh brother.
Diego and Brodie start their own dance party.
Becca is so lonely she ventures outside to talk to her favorite companions... plants.
Becca: Ha ha ha ha! You guys are hilarious!!! I just about soiled my pants! Get it?
oh... brother...
I don't know how she can do that with a bag full a mail behind her!
Becca: Hi little baby! We're so excited to meet you!
Selena: Back up off of me, crazy ass!
Poor Becca!
Oh no...
Sadie Winchester to the rescue!
Sadie: Hey guys! Whatcha doing, hot tubbing? Cool I love being in the hot tub. It's so much fun! All the water and bubbles and the steam! It's so relaxing! *whispers in Diego's ear* I'm trying to save you. You're welcome!
Selena corners Dawn and lets her in on her master plan.
Selena: Connor and I want to get married on Friday after the baby is born.
Vivian: Wait... *turns off the TV* what did she just say?
Selena: So do you think you can bring over all of the stuff that you have ready for Vivian's wedding and have outfits made by then? U.U
Dawn: Do you really think that I have time to make new outfits for you and your wedding party? And redo all of Viv's decorations? And take care of a newborn and be pregnant? Are you insane?
Nonetheless Dawn measures up Selena so she can start working on her wedding dress.
The Against The Mean Girls Club convenes for their first meeting in Diego's hot tub.
Brodie: ...and I hear she's only marrying Malcolm for his money. She wants to control everyone's money! I don't trust her with mine. I'm going to refuse to pay the taxes! What can she do?
Well that's when we will build a jail and imprison your ass, Brodie.
Thank the Watcher it's over!
Day Four
Today's the day!
Selena cleans up the mess from last night's baby shower.
During breakfast Selena has a talk with her brother about the Brodie situation.
Diego: I really like Matisse but can I help it if I want to meet someone new? It's not like we're in love or anything. We're both just messing around.
Selena understands but she thinks they both like each other a lot more than they let on.
Diego's off to find news that's fit to print!
Minka stops by to deliver Selena's baby. This will be her third delivery which will open up the Medical career for her.
I can feel the mutual hatred.
Selena: Minka! I'm so glad you're here! I'm so nervous to have this baby!
Brodie: You're all going down. Then I will have Diego all to myself. Muhahahahaha!!!
Shit just got real yo.
Vivian stops by and Selena invites her in as well. Both girls are super scared to deliver their first child. Maybe they can soothe each other.
Selena's baby shower gifts were the "throw me on the floor and walk away" thingy...
and the "not really a crib" thingy which Selena sticks in the dance studio. With Selena, Diego, the baby and Connor moving in after the wedding, it's going to be pretty tight in the condo.
Like Diego would ever pass up an opportunity to join a dance party!
You know it!
You're getting so close Diego!
Connor and Matisse stop by as well and Selena makes comfort soup for all of her guests. Connor is truly excited and nervous about his new baby!
So he works the barre to work off his stress. He's so cute.
Matisse busts a move hoping to relieve all the stress everyone seems to have regarding the delivery, with mixed results.
Minka: Now we know where Kendrick got his moves from.
Matisse: Did you guys say something?
Vivian & Minka: No, no, nothing at all. We don't think you're crazy dancing at all. *giggle snort*
However Minka is still worrying. Cheer up Minka. You've done this two times before. You can do it again, easy peasy!
Woot! Now he can sleep in!
Selena tries to get in a quick nap before the baby's arrival.
After a long day, Diego relaxes in the hot tub where Matisse, of course, finds him.
Selena was right. Matisse does have stronger feelings for Diego than she's been letting on.
And after hot tub woohoo, Diego falls in love as well.
Soon, it's time!
It's a boy!!! Selena names him Nico. He has black hair, dark brown eyes and medium skin.
Oh, don't stop on Selena's account Connor. Keep on ballet..ing. Don't come and meet your baby or check on your fiance or anything.
Diego cautiously enters the room. Nico is so little, Diego is afraid to hold him!
Selena is over the moon with her new little man!
Minka: My work here is done. Now I can open my medical clinic!
Yeah and you didn't need to get yourself pregnant just like I said! *grumble grumble*
What would an Oceanside Project update be without a fire?
Or an electrocution?
Stay tuned for Day Five: The Wedding Special! Thank you for reading!!
Notes: I set Selena's ideal family to six kids because of her lifetime want to marry off six kids. I have to remember to set up ideal kids after the wedding, I guess. I took over 300 photos of the wedding so I figured I need to make that it's own entry.
Credits: The Against The Mean Girls Club is a parody of the book "The Against Taffy Sinclair Club" which I loved as a little girl. The idea of Sadie and Brodie making their own club to go up against the Mean Girls came from the wonderful Simlili ^.^