twice bitten

[darkest0knight]

Okay, so the free apartment thing, that's pretty nice.

And the whole thing about not needing money to get food and stuff, that's awesome too.

But I've been walking around this place for hours, and there's not a single solitary Timmies in sight.

What kind of backwater hick town is this?

Comments

[tinyvampiregod]

I haven't forgotten you <3

[darkest0knight]

...Gee, I feel special now.

[tinyvampiregod]

Maybe we got off on the wrong foot.

[darkest0knight]

O...kay? Um, what would the right foot have been?

[tinyvampiregod]

How about coffee?

[darkest0knight]

Coffee spiked with my blood? No offense but, I don't trust you.

[tinyvampiregod]

I prefer blood with marshmellows in it. Or those little goldfish <3

You don't have to trust me. You're a big bad wizard, ri~ight?

[darkest0knight]

...Eww.

That's right but uh...the universe helps wizards who...help themselves. Or something. And not tempting fate, and all that.

And do you even drink coffee?

[tinyvampiregod]

I like the sweet coffee with the whipped cream.

Memories.

[darkest0knight]

Figures.

Doesn't anybody drink black coffee anymore?

[tinyvampiregod]

No. <3