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[darkest0knight]

Things that are fucked up about today:

1)  Victory is sewing a dress that she wants to wear to a dance.

2)  Someone left poisoned apples in the fridge.

3)  Walter plays with balls and thinks he's a princess.  Also he may or may not be sleeping with a frog.

4)  Victory's sewing a dress.

5)  The church's turned into a castle.  There's a big, tacky throne

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[killerdimples]

[He could, but it seems that some very angry looking roses have grown over the door to the bedroom]

[killerdimples]

[breathes and eyes flutter open]

Hello.

[darkest0knight]

Hi.

[hugs and getting blood all over the princely outfit, sorry]

[killerdimples]

...my.

But who are you?

[darkest0knight]

[darkest0knight]

I'm Tony. I...woke you up.

[killerdimples]

It was said a knight with a sword would wake me.

Thank you, Tony.

[darkest0knight]

You're welcome. Um.

[sitting back a bit]

Your name's still Lee, right?

[killerdimples]

That's right.

Then you're my true love.

[darkest0knight]

I hope so.

[killerdimples]

You must be, if you woke me.

[darkest0knight]

Guess so, then.

Everything working okay? Can you move your legs?

[killerdimples]

[moves his legs]

Looks like it.

[darkest0knight]

Good.

[arm around him]

Maybe we should get going then, before the hedges decide we need to be locked in this room.

[killerdimples]

[pulls him close]

...does it matter?

[darkest0knight]

[blinks]

Well...I mean, we could be trapped.