You Should have a Warning Label!

[darkentwisted]

Grab the nearest product to you.  (Don't cheat!)  Read the warning label on it.

Post it next to your user name.

I dare all my friends to do this one!

DarkenTwisted: HARMFUL OR FATAL if swallowed seek immediate medical attention!  Avoid contact with eyes and skin.
In case of eye contact flush with water for 15 minutes.  Seek immediate medical attention

Comments

[haecvir]

Haecvir: For external use only. Do not get product into eyes. Stop use and ask a doctor if condition worsens, symptoms last more than 7 days, or clear up and occur again within a few days. Keep out reach of children. If swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center immediately.

Aveeno 'Daily Moisturizing Lotion'. It fits, actually :(

[darkentwisted]

Wears safety glasses. Thats pretty extreme for moisturizer!

[darkentwisted]

heheheheh
You're topical!

[thestorymaker]

lol far too many innuendos to be snarked at in them there answers.

thestorymaker: Please do not use on irritated or damaged skin and do your best to avoid getting it in your eyes (As your PE teacher would have said "There is no I in hand".) If you do get it in your eyes, rinse well with cold water.

[darkentwisted]

This is proving to be mad fun!

[roh_wyn]

roh_wyn: CAUTION! Risk of electrical shock. Do not open.

Heh heh.

[darkentwisted]

LOL:

[robinfanatic]

robinfanatic Keep out of reach of small children.

[darkentwisted]

Could lead to lavender!pr0n addiction as well! :D