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[darkelf_eol]

First clue: Ungrateful son of a bitch.

Second clue: half-Noldor ungrateful son of a bitch.

Third clue: Son of a bitch that should have been strangled at birth.

Who is it? Who is it?

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[turgon]

I AM KING. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

*runs away*

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[darkelf_eol]

Hmmmm.

*pulls out shotgun*

RUN FASTER, MOTHAFUCKA!

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[turgon]

*calls from a far distance* Oooh no more javelins, someone has joined modern times!!

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[darkelf_eol]

*aims*

I'll probably hit Aredhel instead of you but I'm down with that.

[aredhel]

I suppose I'm the bitch he's the son of.

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[darkelf_eol]

Such a clever girl you are.

[aredhel]

Thank you dear.

[maeglin_lomion]

Subtlety was never one of your best traits, isn't that so?

Couldn't spend a period of time dating my mother, had to drug her and take her as your wife within 24 hours of meeting her.

Couldn't have a nice bonding time between your son. No, had to belt your son and try to kill him.

I also took all your bullets.

Fucker.

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[darkelf_eol]

It was done out of love, really it was.

Fine then.

*pulls out crowbar* I may not be the most accurate in the world when trying to kill someone but I always hit someone who deserves it.

[maeglin_lomion]

Yeah, sure.

Fuck this shit. I'm leaving.

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[darkelf_eol]

*grabs the son of a bitch by the cuff of his shirt and kicks him in the ribs*

Don't talk like that to your father.