Woohoo! Entry #200!

[darkamdusias]

x. Name: Abilash Paul Pulicken I (granted, nobody in their right mind is going to name a child after me, but I like Roman Numerals)
x. Nicknames: A, Abi, B, 'Blash, Blashy, Booboo, Concubine, MaxX, Squeaktoy, That Toothpick Guy, and a host of others I've either forgotten or won't mention.
x. Age: Twenty-two. Well, that's what my license says, anyway

Comments

[darkamdusias]

Indeed. Somebody needs to get him back for holding us all down.

[darkamdusias]

Of course not. It's Un-American to believe otherwise.

[darkamdusias]

Indeed. Don't forget that you can also adopt Mormons as housepets. Only in America, my friend.

[darkamdusias]

Yes, but they're also insane. And they bite. So, it's kinda like having a big cat, except that you need to be more careful.

[darkamdusias]

Indeed. It's a very thin line though, so you're always one scratch away from the emergency room.

XD

[darkamdusias]

...Spoken like a true regular of the emergency room, my friend.

*applauds you*

[darkamdusias]

"Only one stab wound this time! You're moving up in the world!"