Comments | dark_puck: WHY GOD WHY

dark_puck

WHY GOD WHY

Nov 06, 2011 00:01

Cosmo continues to give us all (BAD) sex tips:
Buy a strap-on and glow in the dark condoms and have a lightsaber battle with your guy. Try roleplaying as Luke and Darth Vader for some extra steamy fun!
I'll wait for that to sink in.

No, no; there's no rush.

I'll be right here.

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what is wrong with this picture, what is this i don't even, picture post, you had me until incest, if i suffer so do you

Comments 7

thanos6 November 6 2011, 08:53:45 UTC

*headdesking at lightspeed*

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thanos6 November 6 2011, 20:04:53 UTC

It might have been tolerable if it was Luke and Leia. Vader though...*shudders*

cross_the_sky November 6 2011, 16:19:27 UTC

For the love of...at least use unattached toys!

FFS, does Cosmo just give their writers a bunch of cough syrup and print whatever they spit out first?

jade_mushroom November 6 2011, 16:39:11 UTC

...the adult world is strange. Since i'm only in my 20s, can I rewind a few years?

bookblather November 6 2011, 17:57:44 UTC

I have to say, the thing that makes me tilt my head most about this post is the fact that you have the "you had me until incest" tag. I mean, is this a recurring thing?

As for Cosmo, OH COSMO.