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[dark_puck]

....so now I've gotten spam promising to increase my HEIGHT by 2-3 inches, as well as to "Get Pregnant Quickly And  Naturally".

Um....

....though now I have Doin' What Comes Naturally stuck in my head.

Comments

[fierynotes]

Are you sure "height" isn't a euphemism?

[dark_puck]

I'm not sure, actually. I didn't open the email.