OMFG

[dark_puck]

EVERYTHING I EVER KNEW ABOUT MAGIKARP IS A LIE

AND HERE IS THE PROOF

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[beboots]

!!! WHAT I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR MAGIKARP TO ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING USEFUL EXCEPT EVOLVE WHAT.

[charles_rb]

By research, they mean "we are conducting foul and ungodly experiments on Magikarp until we have produced this result ALL HAIL DARK LORD PAZUZU".

[raisedbymoogles]

BUT BUT BOUNCEIKARPS YO

(Having a Gyarados with Bounce does not quite make up for it not being able to learn Fly. Wanna travel over Kanto on my Gyarados, dammit!)

[terioncalling]

DRAGON RAAAEG

That would be the most awesome Magikarp ever because no one would expect the RAEG. It'd be like the Spanish Inquisition. XD