ExCUSE me?

[dark_puck]

I kind of like the timing on this, purely for the... is irony the word I want here?

Anyway.

Shortly before I wandered off to class, I was talking to the guy next to me, Simon. Simon found out that I'm going to be twenty-four in ten days. His reaction is probably one of the most infuriating, insulting things I have ever been told in my life.

Ladies

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[gg_crono]

Kindly provide me with this guy's address so I can hold him down for you.

[kittydesade]

... seriously?

SERIOUSLY?

[dark_puck]

Oh, yes. Quite seriously.

In a college cafeteria, no less.

And this is shortly after he'd said that Oprah Winfrey needed to get married and have kids, which was also meant seriously.

I swear to God I was this fucking close to slapping the stupid out of him.

[kittydesade]

... I... but... what...

I'm not sure it's physically possible to slap that much stupid out of someone without an anime hammer of some kind. Or psychic powers.

Good gods.

[dark_puck]

I'm perfectly willing to try.

[weaponx2032]

I have a penis... but that's still pretty fucked up.

[flyingwild]

Ugh, that sort of shit pisses me off.

I'm 23, and while I wouldn't mind getting married soon, I'm in no rush to do so or have kids. It's not the most important thing to life.

[falseaidoru]

How the heck old is this guy to be such a bold little effer? Maybe his biological clock is ticking and he's just trying to displace it.

AND wtf about the Oprah thing? If that woman wanted babies, the world would give her babies. I'll be her baby if I can't be her BFF so she can make the world read my books.

[dark_puck]

He's like nineteen. -.-;;