This is going to be a long four weeks....

[dark_mavis]

Hats off to the Daily Mirror headline writers who toiled for what must have been seconds to come up with these gems now that Wayne Rooney's foot has been deemed ready for action....maybe....at some point.....possibly

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[nutter4]

See, now this is what happens when you take children who should by rights be cleaning factory machinery, going down mines or up chimneys, and teach them to read and write. Could've told them no good would come of it...