OMG Gay Essay O_o

[dark_babbit]

Just read it. Read the WHOLE thing. Read the comments at the bottom.

This essay was given to me as an "exemplary essay" whose form I should try to emulate to get high marks for the O'Levels.

Comments

[deewhydeeax]

OH MY GOD. IN PRIMARY SCHOOL. I USED THIS BOOK. AS MY GUIDE.

NOW I AM SEEING THE ESSAY IN AN ENTIRELY NEW LIGHT.

CANNOT STOP SOBBING WITH LAUGHTER.

[dark_babbit]

IN PRIMARY SCHOOL? DAMN, WHY DIDN'T I GET THAT BOOK!

JUST THINK, WE COULD'VE BEEN WRITING HOMOEROTIC ANGST FOR OUR PSLES. WHAT A WASTE OF TALENT AND GOOD MARKS.

I FEEL SO CHEATED. :(

[deewhydeeax]

I LOVE HOW THE GUIDE HELPFULLY UNDERLINES WORDS LIKE "SUBSERVIENCE", "WHIM AND FANCY" AND "KNEW NO BOUNDS" FOR US, EFFECTIVELY MAKING THE ESSAY TEN TIMES MORE GAY.

[dark_babbit]

DON'T FORGET "CATERING". WHICH IS NOT SO BAD IN ITSELF, BUT WHEN PLACED NEXT TO "WHIM AND FANCY" GOES RIGHT OVER THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW INTO THE 'UNIQUE'.

(Strangely enough, my brother thinks the student got his inspiration from bad Taiwanese dramas, not Brokeback Mountain. But that doesn't sound true.)

[missliddell]

... I think someone has been researching on literotica. ._.;;;

I wrote about Takashimaya for my O Levels. Does that comfort you? D:

[dark_babbit]

I'm not sure lit-erotica is exactly what he'd been researching. I mean, maid's uniform? Boot-licking (literally)? Sounds more like kinky foreplay to me. Or maybe just angst. Ok, maybe the guy was just 'unique', as the story comments go.

I wrote about... I forgot for my O'Levels. But do tell! What is there to write about Takashimaya? ^_^

[astellecia]

*long pause*....I.....ZOMG...WUD IS THIS RUBBISH??!!!

[dark_babbit]

BUT... IT'S NOT RUBBISH! T_T

I'M NOT QUITE SURE EXACTLY WHAT IT IS, BUT IT GAVE ME HOURS OF FUN AND LAUGHTER!

[mirkoccp]

somehow the name huat cai makes this story so much more enjoyable