Let's Play Pokémon FireRed! 3
When we last left off, Pink decided she wanted to see the wizard.
However, the wizard seems to have run off to a tournament.
It's very rude, especially since he said he wanted to see her.
And so, the curtain opens...
What? But you went to the tourna--
You are the wizard!
Yes. I know. I live here.
Mom wouldn't let me take one of hers. :<
Well, fine, but I--
JESUS CHRIST HOW DID WE GET HERE
I think I need to lie down...
Your memory, it is a sieve.
So they are.
Who are all level 5. Did they define "serious" differently in your day?
All right! Mr Wizard, here I co--
So... you're letting me choose... before your grandson?
I am Suspicious.
...wait, that doesn't look like--
omfg that is not a squirtle oak
THAT IS NOT A FIRE TYPE
I dunno, I'd call it Bold, myself...
Told you that wasn't a Charmander.
Uh, yeah?
(I'm one of those weirdos that nicknames all their Pokémon.)
No, you guys don't get to name him.
Good for you, jerk.
...so, Sneasel, then? But wait, isn't that where Dratini was--
Oh hey, he's holding something!
I told you he was Bold.
TM24? What's tha--
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.
...
Huh. So, I've got Thunderbolt, and an ability
that changes water attacks into HP renewe--
Oh, Miiiiiiiiiiistyyyyyyyyyyy...
Hrm. Not working for me right now...
Thank you.
And here...
We...
Go.
And now I can go see the wiz--
Dammit.
Can't I just go meet the wizard?
Oh, fine.
Jerk.
Dude, I told you, that's a Sneasel or a Dra--
Wha-
Bu-
You-
And the-
GO TO SLEEP, YOU SHAPE-SHIFTING FIEND >:O
Two of those, and--
GO BACK TO SLEEP
Damn right you are.
And lightning, very very frightening me!
Gallileo --
oh, are we not doing that?
Damn.
....this could be a problem....
You don't want to know how many
T-guns and W-bolts that took.
BOOM, BABY!
Which, sadly, is not enough to kick him to the next level.
PAR-TAY
Or maybe you just suck at Pokémon.
Dude, don't you think you should take it to a Pokécenter fi--
You spared the rod, didn't you.
So.... then I can meet the wizard?
I should show Mom my new Pokémon.
Hey, Mom, check out my Lap--
I never get to finish my sentences. :<
Get it, y'all! Mom's from Viridian Forest.
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However, the wizard seems to have run off to a tournament.
It's very rude, especially since he said he wanted to see her.
And so, the curtain opens...
What? But you went to the tourna--
You are the wizard!
Yes. I know. I live here.
Mom wouldn't let me take one of hers. :<
Well, fine, but I--
JESUS CHRIST HOW DID WE GET HERE
I think I need to lie down...
Your memory, it is a sieve.
So they are.
Who are all level 5. Did they define "serious" differently in your day?
All right! Mr Wizard, here I co--
So... you're letting me choose... before your grandson?
I am Suspicious.
...wait, that doesn't look like--
omfg that is not a squirtle oak
THAT IS NOT A FIRE TYPE
I dunno, I'd call it Bold, myself...
Told you that wasn't a Charmander.
Uh, yeah?
(I'm one of those weirdos that nicknames all their Pokémon.)
No, you guys don't get to name him.
Good for you, jerk.
...so, Sneasel, then? But wait, isn't that where Dratini was--
Oh hey, he's holding something!
I told you he was Bold.
TM24? What's tha--
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.
...
Huh. So, I've got Thunderbolt, and an ability
that changes water attacks into HP renewe--
Oh, Miiiiiiiiiiistyyyyyyyyyyy...
Hrm. Not working for me right now...
Thank you.
And here...
We...
Go.
And now I can go see the wiz--
Dammit.
Can't I just go meet the wizard?
Oh, fine.
Jerk.
Dude, I told you, that's a Sneasel or a Dra--
Wha-
Bu-
You-
And the-
GO TO SLEEP, YOU SHAPE-SHIFTING FIEND >:O
Two of those, and--
GO BACK TO SLEEP
Damn right you are.
And lightning, very very frightening me!
Gallileo --
oh, are we not doing that?
Damn.
....this could be a problem....
You don't want to know how many
T-guns and W-bolts that took.
BOOM, BABY!
Which, sadly, is not enough to kick him to the next level.
PAR-TAY
Or maybe you just suck at Pokémon.
Dude, don't you think you should take it to a Pokécenter fi--
You spared the rod, didn't you.
So.... then I can meet the wizard?
I should show Mom my new Pokémon.
Hey, Mom, check out my Lap--
I never get to finish my sentences. :<
Get it, y'all! Mom's from Viridian Forest.
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