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[daredevildame]

So, I introduced myself as Onni's illegitimate half-sister to Onni's parents. Mom apparently bought it and is housing me and whacking Onni's dad around.

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[becomeanwarrior]

...You know, that wasn't very nice to do to dad... especially not this time of the year...

[daredevildame]

Couldn't think of any other way to move in.

[becomeanwarrior]

...Okay so the truth is a stretch but couldn't you think of something else? You know how mom gets when she's angry...

[daredevildame]

That's why it's so funny.

[daredevildame]

I'm sexy.

[daredevildame]

Yes it is.