Comments | dapperblaine: public entry #22

dapperblaine

public entry #22

Mar 08, 2011 21:56

Sue Sylvester is kind of terrifying.

Never Google coffee enemas.

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captain_quinn March 9 2011, 03:03:58 UTC

I can't believe I used to idolize her. She's become so terribly pathetic in a cartoon-esque villan sort of way.

dapperblaine March 9 2011, 03:05:49 UTC

I'm shocked she's even allowed on school grounds around impressionable young minds from the stories I've heard. I thought Kurt was exaggerating until I had the pleasure of meeting her yesterday afternoon.

captain_quinn March 9 2011, 03:38:58 UTC

She does sound a little too close to Cruella De Vil to be real. So were you impressed by her tacky tracksuit and her sad plans to defeat us at Regionals?

dapperblaine March 9 2011, 03:43:57 UTC

She's... something. That's for sure.

What I'm wondering if how on earth she is even able to coach Aural Intensity while still being a faculty member at McKinley.. it could be something to look into--for the benefit of both the Warblers and New Directions.

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iwantsmystix March 9 2011, 03:53:37 UTC

She's a terrible person.

dapperblaine March 9 2011, 04:04:14 UTC

I have a bad feeling about Regionals.. especially if that succubus is running Aural Intensity.

She's not above messing with the competition, is she? I only ask because she came to Kurt and i with some.. questionable.. intel.

def_poetry_jams March 9 2011, 05:34:33 UTC

Telling someone not to google something is just going to produce the opposite effect. Especially when that someone is obsessing googling information about a vasectomy prior to the age of 25, thereby, one click away from google.

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dapperblaine March 9 2011, 16:09:42 UTC

A vasectomy? This is one of those times where I'm supposed to point out the benefits of being gay in a classless manner, but I digress: is everything okay?

Ignoring the existence of that shirt now.

def_poetry_jams March 10 2011, 01:09:05 UTC

Everything's okay now. I'm just 99% sure I never want kids.

Posting a picture of me and my dog feels appropriate.

lovelyporcelain March 9 2011, 17:06:02 UTC

I could have told you to never Google anything that comes out of Coach Sylvester's mouth.

dapperblaine March 9 2011, 17:07:30 UTC

I know.. I know.. but it was bothering me. I mean, I had an idea of what it was, I just didn't think anyone in their right mind would do that to themselves.

lovelyporcelain March 9 2011, 17:21:51 UTC

I...I don't know what it is, but I don't plan on looking it up. I have more common sense than that.