Comments | daphnerunning: Must...contain...urge...to kill.....

daphnerunning

Must...contain...urge...to kill.....

Jul 08, 2009 17:31

HAY GUYS WANNA HEAR SOMETHING AWESOME.

One of my sister's skeezy friends fucking stole my computer last night.

AWESOME RIGHT.

I also happen to think it's hilarious that I called the police. And the way she cried as she asked me to hide her brownies, since she didn't bother cleaning up after her party and the house is full of.......nastiness.

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darcy is a hoor, rl suck

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shinko July 9 2009, 00:46:23 UTC

Oh my god, I would end her. I am completely enraged for you! She had better find out who fucking took it and get it back.

daphnerunning July 9 2009, 00:50:30 UTC

The cop is talking to her right now. He's basically reading her the riot act, telling her "it's only right" that she gets it back, that her friends are thieves, and that it's her responsibility to make it right.. It's making me happy in my heart and my pants.

daphnerunning July 9 2009, 00:51:08 UTC

He just said, "Either I can terrorize all your friends, or I'm going to investigate it and you better hope that they haven't done anything illegal."

shinko July 9 2009, 00:52:40 UTC

I would say send me her brownies as a punishment, but I want nothing to do with her...ickyness. Your sister makes Mohawk Mike look classy.

I say that with love. For Mohawk Mike, not your sister.

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mw_u2 July 9 2009, 04:41:13 UTC

I think it's time you smack that fucking bitch and kick her out of the house.

daphnerunning July 9 2009, 04:43:15 UTC

If it were my house, she'd already be gone.

Anyway, I'm basically tricking her into buying me a better computer. It's one grade up from the one I had, and can get it refurbished for $1299. It has a 4" bigger screen than my old one, and twice the RAM and storage of my old one. I wants it, precious.