How to Amuse Me, #3

[danuman]

Girlfriend- "Guess what I got you for your birthday."
Me- "What?"
- "Something practical, just guess."
- "Shoes?"
- "Nope."
- "Clothes?"
- "No, it is something practical though."
- "....Condoms?"
- "Ha ha, nice try. Think harder."
[laughs]
- "I was thinking hard!"

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[nutmeg311]

har har har.