[Blog] I don't have to wear green tights, right? ..... Right?

[danskannabis]

So, thanks to Alfred bein' a bro and giving me the hook up (thanks again, man!), I have a second job for the next three weeks. Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday evenings and Sunday all day. I'll be working at the mall. As one of Santa's elves. I hope I don't have to wear tight tights and booty shorts or somethin'. .... Don't judge me.

S-Søren, du

Comments

[waitforsuperman]

No problem, everyone needs a little more money this time of year!

And a straw goat?

[danskannabis]

I need to be able to send presents back home safijsigdjgoidgt There are.. too many girls.

Alfred, there are too many girls in my goddamn family. And all of them have fucking expensive ass taste.

Yeah yeah, a straw goat! It's more a Swedish thing, but.. I think they're kinda cute. Also made a fuckton of paper stars and shit, if you'd want some for your tree?

[waitforsuperman]

I don't... think we're going to have a tree... I don't know yet.

And I know how you feel man, I hate shopping for girls.

[talks_to_nisse]

Could you let me know when you're going to mail the presents to your family? I'd like to include my gift for Søren, and it'd be easier to send them all together. I'd help pay for the cost of shipping.

[danskannabis]

Ah yeah, I will! I just need to get my shopping done first. Would you want to come shopping with me?

...ohgod I just thought of a new way to hassle Kai. His English isn't so great--use big words.

[talks_to_nisse]

I would be amenable to that.

SOB LOL THAT IS SO MEAN but I approve. I approve so hard.

[danskannabis]

.... A-Amenable..? Hvad fanden betyder det..?

Ah, er. I'm sorry. What is "amenable"? I got a dictionary thing here, hold on..

... Oh! Oh, okay! Yeah, then! When would be a good time for you to go?