masters of reality

[danschank]

well, the recent "troop surge" hasn't chilled out the iraqi insurgency very effectively, and u.s. soldiers are looking at longer tours in the middle east, but NEVER FEAR!!! because the bush administration is considering the appointment of a WAR CZAR to oversee operations in iraq and afghanistan, and to help clean up the mess

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[mistercreepy]

He will have to wear a wrestling mask like Troy and Mario.

Why don't we just call him a war hitler and skip the middle man.

[danschank]

i think the blinking kid is my favorite reuben avatar.

too bad i didn't make it

[mistercreepy]

i still love this one for some reason

cause it's from an awesome movie?

[danschank]

also, another way military lingo slips under the radar and into our everyday language: "comment bomb"...

[twitchywrote]

I friended you. Hope that's alright.

friended back

[danschank]

of course... welcome aboard!

i'm getting on a plane in like five hours

[danschank]

why am i still awake?

anyway, when i wrote this i was kinda worried that jon stewart might have beaten me to making this joke; nice to hear i won the race?

my life is one long jon stewart impersonation. seriously.