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[danmaku_miko]

Brr. It's so cold. I wonder if there's a draft in the shri--why is it snowing? It's June. Spring should be going into Summer, not back into Winter! What the heck are the seasonal spirits doing? I already fixed this once. Who was the one behind that problem...? Oh, right, right, Yuyuko. Something about...eating...something

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[darkmastern]

D-Donation box! That's terrible!!

Don't worry ma'am! I cannot allow a delinquent's donation box to be treated in such a horrible manner!!

*She opens her huge book and a burst of fire explodes under the ice*

[danmaku_miko]

Oh, thank y--wait! What are you doing? You're going to burn it! Also, I'm not a delinquent. I'm a shrine maiden!

[Grabs her beloved broom and puts out the fire.]

You must be the first target. I guess you wouldn't be willing to explain or cooperate?

[darkmastern]

Oh.. you aren't? Then what's the donation box for?

Cooperate? Of course! Cooperation is practically my middle name!! You must be new here to the netherworld!

So that means you don't know that Overlord Baal has kidnapped you do you?

Oh! I almost forgot!

*She bows politely*

My name is Raspberyl! Nice to meet you!

[danmaku_miko]

...This is strange. You sure you don't want to refuse to help me only to get pummeled by me in retaliation? That's usually how it works.

...But I guess I already got the info out of you. Who is Baal?

[oathofhonor]

*not even slightly effected by the cold.*

Do you need some help with that milady?

[danmaku_miko]

Oh. This is strange. People aren't usually this cooperative.

Break this ice so I can get to my donation box.

[oathofhonor]

I can be more rude and obnoxious if you like, but that might end with you getting frostbite out here and it grates on my nerves to be impolite to a woman.

Let's see...*Laron inspects the block of ice from several angles*...Well, I'll do what I can here.

*Methodical, careful chopping at the ice with his axe. He'll get it out eventually, but it'll take a while.*

[danmaku_miko]

[She sits down, watches patiently, and prepares some tea from the tea set she has with her.]

[the_strongerest]

A rival appears!

[danmaku_miko]

Oh, a fairy.

[the_strongerest]

Not just a fairy! The strongest fairy!

[danmaku_miko]

The strongest fairy is still a fairy.

[asshatoverlord]

*Lightning strikes and Alex appears*

HAAAA HAHAHAHA!! I'm sure I got you this time Overlord Ba-

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You there! Fluffy lady! Wheres Baal!? I felt his presence a few seconds ago!

[danmaku_miko]

...Fluffy lady? I wouldn't say I'm fluffy. What kind of Youkai are you? Some Thunder God?

[asshatoverlord]

Yo-what now?

I'm Alexander, God of Destruction!

So yeah, I guess you're right about me being a thunder god!

Kick ass aren't I?

[danmaku_miko]

Not particularly.