OH CRAP

[danihana]

THERE'S A SPIDER IN HERE GUYS AND GERALD IS AT WORK AND WON'T BE HOME IN AN HOUR WHAT DO I DO AUGH

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[internetjesus]

Step on it.

[danihana]

It's on the CEILING.

[internetjesus]

Then get a bottle with a big mouth and trap it.

That's what I did with FUCKING BLACK WIDOW.

[cholma]

Jump on a table and hold your dress up above your knees and scream, "Eeeeeeeeek!" until Ger gets home of course!

[danihana]

CEILING

[cholma]

Ceiling? Never mind. I have a pact with the creepy-crawlies in my place: If they stay ABOVE head height, I won't bother them. The second they cross that invisible boundary, I SMITE THEM. (Unless they're the flying kind. ALL FLYING BUGS MUST DIE IMMEDIATELY.)

[_gerald]

Hit it with my sword cane!

[danihana]

I can't touch it! D:

[ehzoterik]

hit it with a shoe

[danihana]

I don't fuck with spiders, man. Ask James.

[ehzoterik]

HIT IT WITH A SHOE!!!

Don't worry. We're all spider cowards here. Even James. XD

[danihana]

Dude, I know. There was a spider in the back of his car once. Big ol' daddy long legs. Freaked me the fuck out. He had to climb in the back and calm me down because I was hyperventilating so bad.

[thenodrin]

Don't eat it! If you do it will wriggle and jiggle and tickle inside you. And, if that happens, you'll have to eat a bird.

Possibly KFC.

Theno

[danihana]

That story always seriously weirded me out. I mean, what the fuck is wrong wit that old woman?

[thenodrin]

I know. I've thought about it off and on for years and I still don't know why she swallowed the fly.

Theno

[danihana]

Well, I can understand the whole "accidental bug swallowing". But when she follows it with a whole slew of farm animals, than there is something wrong.