I am troll, dork and loathsome. I like long walks on the beach (if by beach you mean inside my house) and conversation (if by conversation you mean my yelling at you to make myself feel better). I am often described as crabby, but quite delectable when served in a white wine sauce. I am not related to you, but we share something by birth.
you are a riddle that I could not possibly hope to answer. If on the other hand you are a real person and an lj friend of mine, congratulations for making me laugh for a solid 10 minutes.
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*snark*
i'll post later so it's not back to back and flippingly obvious that it's me. i'll get REALLY CREATIVE.
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I hope this gets fun, and that other people do it as well.
edit: also I saw your username in my gmail preview line, and was like oh noes, kt fucked it up... I love you!
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am not a moron.
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Who am I?
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what threw me the most was the bit about the white wine sauce...
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octopusouphut or sabatoa, though the second is less likely than the first, and it's kinda unlikely.
There are other possibilities but this is too vague for me.
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