My yearly freak-out -- need topic suggestions

[daniel_t_miles]

Disclaimer: For those of you who don't know me well enough to pick this up from the tone, this is a tongue-and-cheek post whose main purpose is to say, "hooray, things are going well for me." That being said, I really do want suggestions because I think it could be funny.

So apparently today marks the beginning of Horace-Phair. It's a big party with

Comments

[linettasky]

I'll just say: the cat-flap crisis of '09 was SRS BZNS. Remember Alejandro walking over to you and deliberately shitting on the floor in front of you? That's why you have a cat flap.

(Oh, and dude: awesome.)

[keturn]

but now can stop Hasslehoff from having his way with your oscillating fan!

[ms_nico_blue]

You could help me with my random freak outs if you like

[freyley]

death.

(yeah, yeah, taxes.)