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[danicahawk]

goddess i feel like crying right now. i just got into the stupidest fight with thomas on the phone and my bangs are too short and i don't have pretty cleavage like lindsay and my mother and i don't get along at all...i know this is all so stupid but ever since the moment i got up this morning all i've wanted to do is cry until there's nothing left.

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[twnty1grams]

1. Thomas = ewww
2. Short bangs = we can see your pretty eyes
3. Lindsay's cleavage = optical illusion
4. Mothers = put on earth to piss us off!
5. crying = good therapy

OMAR LOVES YOU!!!

[danicahawk]

lol ^.^ thanks hun. always nice to know

[hollywoodskank]

Lindsay's cleavage = NOT AN OPTICAL ILLUSION, you whore!
Still not as good as Melissa's, though.
And better than yours, ass-hat douche-fuck.

[twnty1grams]

I was going to retract my statement, but after the lovely colloquial pairing of words made by the other party, I feel it is not necessary. I had hoped that she was in a better place in her life as to refrain from such displays of bad mental health, obviously I was not correct. Her statement is clearly a cry for help, so let us all help her.

THE ASS-HAT DOUCHE-FUCK

[lady_shriannan]

Oh dear... *hugs* I'm sorry. I'm sure you will make up with Thomas. Only one more year of having to deal with deine Mutter everyday. *pets* You have lovley breasts, I know.

[danicahawk]

danke. and we did make up later, sometime around 12 or 1 in the morning -.-#

[hollywoodskank]

Darling,
I love you so much, don't worry. Your bangs are a vital part of the "noodles of softness," and I love your boobs. I could see quite a lot of them on Friday, and they are damn awesome. So don't worry. Samantha and Charlotte love you. Maybe if you name yours...

Feel better, you sexy beast you.

PS: Your mom IS a fox. In her Maureen jacket...

[danicahawk]

lol. you'll have to help me name them. that should make everything better.

[danicahawk]

you two make me smile ^.^ *hug*