Either they rent out Clark or the cows or both. Although Bo (Jonathan, if you haven't read as many TWoP recaps as me) might get jealous if the cows get action with someone who isn't him.
Never having seen Smallville, I didn't vote, but I just wanted to say that while reading the quiz, I chuckled like a maniac. And yes, Anakin is a stretch for the question, but also brutally hot (no pun intended). He'd get my vote.
Also, I don't know if you have other plans already, and tomorrow still totally works, but if you want to go see Gay Cowboys tonight, it's actually a good time after all. Call me if you're interested?
I think they rent out Clark AND make the moonshine, because really, it's Bo Duke. There's got to be a still around there somewhere. Bo would never rent out the cows. He loves them too much.
Really, I'm pretty sure he enjoys milking those girls a little too much. If you step back and think about it, Clark really comes from the most messed up family in the world. No wonder he's confused.
And really, alien snark gets me every time. I still can't believe he was going to be a math teacher originally. I would have gone to class EVERY DAY and learned nothing about tangents.
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Kal-el is Kryptonian for "rent boy"
Bwah!
BTW, I think you might like Brokeback Mountain for the ginormous amounts of angst.
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aliterati and I are seeing it this weekend. Unfortunately, there is no way I can drag Husband to it.
Kal-el is Kryptonian for "rent boy"
Bwah!
How do you think the Kents keep making the ends meet?
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He does seem hideously attached to his cows. Hmmmm...
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And yeah, Max is super hot. Sigh.
think they're making moonshine on that farm to deal with having a gay alien for a son. Really, really strong moonshine
ROTFLOL
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Also, I don't know if you have other plans already, and tomorrow still totally works, but if you want to go see Gay Cowboys tonight, it's actually a good time after all. Call me if you're interested?
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Guess which alien I picked.
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ROFL.
Guess which alien I picked.
Geeee :P
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And really, alien snark gets me every time. I still can't believe he was going to be a math teacher originally. I would have gone to class EVERY DAY and learned nothing about tangents.
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Indeed.
math teacher originally
You are kidding!
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