Comments | dangermousie: Oh SMeyer, I love you!

dangermousie

Oh SMeyer, I love you!

Jul 30, 2008 11:04

More hilarious Twilight spoilers:

http://community.livejournal.com/sortofbeautiful/545498.html

This is GOLD.

Though, tsk-tsk, Edward, ( Spoiler )

twilight, books

Comments 19

boycottbananas July 30 2008, 15:15:20 UTC

I can imagine the kid being all emo and saying 'My parents named me after a legendary monster from Scotland'. Or wherever.

dangermousie July 31 2008, 15:07:10 UTC

ROFL

meganbmoore July 30 2008, 15:32:58 UTC

Wow. It is more and more wrong. And absurd. And...I'm sorry, how did this get published again?

lydzi July 30 2008, 19:05:36 UTC

I wonder the same.It's a total mystery of the universe. I still can't believe they'll make a movie out of this o_O.

dangermousie July 31 2008, 15:07:02 UTC

She drugged the publisher?

kitsune714 July 30 2008, 16:29:49 UTC

dangermousie July 31 2008, 15:06:49 UTC

You are not missing anything, trust me.

eccequambonum July 30 2008, 16:41:57 UTC

::head --> wall:: repeat infinitum

seriously. SMeyer is really 12 years old, right?

dangermousie July 31 2008, 15:06:37 UTC

She has to be...

elvensapphire July 30 2008, 18:54:08 UTC

"underneath her shell pink lips was a full set of glowing pearly white teeth"

OMG EW EW EW EWWWWWWWW.

I don't even have a more coherent reaction than that. Too disgusting. That sounds like something out of a really ridiculous horror movie. How can this even possibly be true? It's nauseating.

elvensapphire July 30 2008, 18:56:40 UTC

PS: RENESMEE. WHAT.

This stuff has to be made up.

elvensapphire July 30 2008, 19:01:34 UTC

.....Aaaaand it's really not made up, unless this is one of the greatest fandom hoaxes of all time.

Sorry for spamming you! :D *headdesks*

dangermousie July 31 2008, 15:06:24 UTC

I am so excited over all this nuttiness!