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[dangerlazarus]

luckiest thing to ever happen to me: getting pulled over drunk as fuck and stinking of whiskey, and only getting a warning for having a headlight out, and the cop not noticing the apparent underage drinking and driving. finally something not going horribly for me.

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[nostrils]

lucky bastard. hope you learned yo lesson on drinkin' and drivin'

[cultural_crisis]

remember when zoey got pulled over for driving my car, with no license what so ever, and i was as drunk as can be! they pulled me out of the car, shined a flashlight in my face and asked if i was drunk, i told them i had to pee so they told me to go sit back down if it made me feel any better. they called both our parents but no one answered at my house and zoey gave them her cell phone number while turning it on silent, getting no answer from the parents they just wrote zoey a ticket for having her headlights off.

we got away with one ticket for having the bloody headlights off, id say that was pretty damn lucky!

oh, and fucking dont drive while your piss drunk. DUMB ASS!

[hailsleepyeyes]

holy shit that's amazing!

[orelhas]

i would consider it lucky that you got home alive, asshole.