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[danesaxed]

[Guess who's smashed his front door and is now merrily holding a makeshift torch--the leg from his kitchen table, little waifu will surely kill him when this is all over with--in one hand and his axe handle over his shoulder. Laughing, he snorts at the 'cottages']

NORGE!

SVERIGE!

ISLAND!

[Decides to just throw down his torch on someone's lawn--

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Hahaha sorry curious MINI-Little-Waifu had to come look

[semblance]

[Head tilllt. Abnormal child doesn't seem all that bothered by scary Viking. She's carrying what she thinks is a gun so it all works out.]

...You shouldn't break people's front doors.

Mini waifu is so going to kill him later y/y?

[danesaxed]

Pfft, it's not like it's MY front door.

Besides, now they don't have to worry about opening it ever again.

[bornwithskison]

Need I remind you that Island is still a child? Don't throw him into these situations recklessly or I'll castrate you like the beast you are.

[Normally, that'd be an insult, but if you listen hard enough it's a compliment]

I want a weapon.

[danesaxed]

When you're old enough to hold a sword, you're a man. You and I know that, don't we?

[Oh Norge you sweet talker you]

Don't worry smuk--I'm working on that. I'd let you have my axe, but well...it's a bit big.

[bornwithskison]

Yes, but he's my brother. I don't want to see him in pain, or worse, killed.

[He'd probably hit on you too, but we know you'd probably like that.]

That's not the only thing--But hurry up. I want to play with the villagers.

[danesaxed]

He's not going to be. You forget that he's MY brother too, and my dear lillebror knows a thing or two about keeping himself defended.

[Oh baby, baby--both is a stellar combo to him]

Right, right--you and your 'playing'. Why don't you try and summon one of those spirits of yours?

[silvestris_mage]

[Daine's been wandering the streets, and spots you busting the front door down.

Wait, did you say "raid"? Daine, however small, really hates village raiders, being part of a village herself.]

Hey! That's not nice at all!

[She has no mind for her own safety- mainly, she's still thinking any moment she'll wake up and have saved her village from...whoever she's running toward.]

[danesaxed]

[And hi, have a very selfish viking!man-teen raising a brow at you back]

Who cares if it's nice, I just want the gold lady.

Just tell me where the country is, and we can avoid all this nasty door-kicking business, ja?

[silvestris_mage]

[Little girl!Daine isn't scared! That much. Okay, okay, she's terrified.]

We don't have any gold, we just have forests! So go away! Stop kicking down doors!

[danesaxed]

[He backs down slightly, he doesn't like scaring that much--well ok he does, but not humans. Then he feels bad]

Well, you've go to have more than that right?

Forests have their own uses, after all...but, I will stop kicking down...some doors.

[puffinparadise]

Everyone else keeps telling me this isn't Angle, Danmark.

[danesaxed]

Ahh, Island!

[Brb running over to scoop you up]

Nonsense, I never get my directions wrong...most of the time.

[puffinparadise]

[/scoooooped up

Don't worry, he doesn't hate you yet.]

Are you sure? Angle said it wasn't his place and Sviss backed him up.

[danesaxed]

[It's gonna break his heart when he remembers dis ;__;]

Course I'm sure, I lead us don't I?

...Oh he did, did he?

Well lillebror, don't listen to him. Svejts is just bitter.