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Aw, man, now that we've secured our own webspace for photo hosting, ain't nothin' going to stop me from totally trashing yer friends pages with endless preeny pictures of my adorable child(ren).
Check it ouuuut!
Christmas 2001. Don't ask me what she's doing to her cheek there; it looks like she's pinching herself because she's just soooo cute!. [/mother brag]
It's snowing, and God, it's gorgeous. Just light sprinkly little flakes filling the sky. The streets are covered (because *nobody* takes care of the streets in this town) and everything is blissfully quiet. I'm in more of the Christmas spirit today than I have been in the entire previous month.
[rapid topic change #1] Ooh, McDonald's is actually advertising that they now have different toys for different Happy Meals (in case you have more than one child, they now won't get the same toy in their meals). How hard would it be to actually have more than one kind of crappy cheap Happy Meal toy on hand on a regular day without advertising it?
[rapid topic change #2] I was speeding down the highway yesterday, narrowly missing being nailed by a state cop, thinking about how it should be legal to drive very fast if Led Zeppelin happens to be playing on your radio at the time.
Officer: Ma'am, do you know why I stopped you?
Dandy: Why, I don't have the slightest...
Officer: I just clocked you going 127 in a 45 m.p.h. speed zone, your front tires are actually steaming, and you've been dragging a mailbox from your back bumper for the last three miles.
Dandy: Oh, you see, "Rock And Roll" is on.
Robert Plant (on radio): Been a long time, been a long time, been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time...
Officer: (putting ticket book away) I apologize, Ma'am. I had no idea. Rock on.
And should you actually have Robert Plant in your car with you, well, that should give you carte blanche to drive however the hell you want. Indiana's traffic laws are way too strict.
Check it ouuuut!
Christmas 2001. Don't ask me what she's doing to her cheek there; it looks like she's pinching herself because she's just soooo cute!. [/mother brag]
It's snowing, and God, it's gorgeous. Just light sprinkly little flakes filling the sky. The streets are covered (because *nobody* takes care of the streets in this town) and everything is blissfully quiet. I'm in more of the Christmas spirit today than I have been in the entire previous month.
[rapid topic change #1] Ooh, McDonald's is actually advertising that they now have different toys for different Happy Meals (in case you have more than one child, they now won't get the same toy in their meals). How hard would it be to actually have more than one kind of crappy cheap Happy Meal toy on hand on a regular day without advertising it?
[rapid topic change #2] I was speeding down the highway yesterday, narrowly missing being nailed by a state cop, thinking about how it should be legal to drive very fast if Led Zeppelin happens to be playing on your radio at the time.
Officer: Ma'am, do you know why I stopped you?
Dandy: Why, I don't have the slightest...
Officer: I just clocked you going 127 in a 45 m.p.h. speed zone, your front tires are actually steaming, and you've been dragging a mailbox from your back bumper for the last three miles.
Dandy: Oh, you see, "Rock And Roll" is on.
Robert Plant (on radio): Been a long time, been a long time, been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely lonely time...
Officer: (putting ticket book away) I apologize, Ma'am. I had no idea. Rock on.
And should you actually have Robert Plant in your car with you, well, that should give you carte blanche to drive however the hell you want. Indiana's traffic laws are way too strict.