!!!PLEASE ASSIST!!!!

[dandy_bro]

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Please please please PLEASE PLEASE PLLLLLLLLLEASE!! Anyone.. Anyone who knows anything about... Machines.. and Robots.. and.. Bio..degra..da..ble... stuff! WE NEED YOUR HELP QUICK!

We've been able to stabilize him WE THINK.. how do you really check the vital signs of a robot!? and he seems in a really, really, really deep sleep.. The

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[iron_countess]

Bloody Hell.

What happened, Miss May? I take the android mercenary is in bad condition?

[dandy_bro]

It was that monster! That big groady black lion.. wolf.. sheep.. dragon.. thing EXCEPT UGLIER! It attacked him and ripped off all his... all his... it's so horrible, Johnny would get so much revenge for this! He'd never EVER live it down ever!

Do you.. do you know anything about robots...?

[iron_countess]

This animal carried him to you? Or you happen to find them by chance? Because Mr. Mercenary was fighting the Piraka Gang and, looking at their transmission, this beast interrupted them. Hmm.

No, unfortunately, I don't.

[dandy_bro]

Pi..ra..na gang? Oh! You mean those overgrown legos!? .... But.... y-yeah.. that thing was carrying him, but it had to of attacked him! There were teeth marks all over him!!

[senor_cyborg]

... Cyborgs? It sucks to be confused for a piece of hardware when we're as human as anyone else...

[dandy_bro]

N-nonononoooooooo! I.. I didn't mean it like that honest HONEST! Dynamu's the most human man ever, Johnny even says so himself! There's no difference between all of us, except in the ways we were created.. and even those ways are kinda the same.. I dunno, Johnny's logic is so high up there! But.. but..... As human as he is.. I don't understand these wires...

Novel said she could try to design him a new pair of legs.. but but... she says his technology is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay farther into the future that she's ever seen..... . . .

[fantasticninth]

What's going on? I can help, but I'll need to know the details.

[dandy_bro]

You two??? OH GOOD GOOD GOOD!! We need all we can get.. he's in really bad shape... his legs were .. all.. ripped off.. and.. his lower body is.. all.. crushed.. and.. broken and... and his right arm it's.. it's just gone! And and he wont wake up either!!

[fantasticninth]

Hope I've got enough parts around to fix this... I like that guy. He gave me donuts. That should count for something. Right, I'll be there in a minute. You're the ones in that big ship, yeah?

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[dandy_bro]

That's right! Waah! I'm so glad.. If Dynamu doesn't wake up.. when Johnny comes home, he'll be so upset.....

[senor_cyborg]

...

I can try to help, though.

[dandy_bro]

Can you!? We have supplies but.. we just don't know if they can.. be.. com..patable.. enough!

[senor_cyborg]

Hopefully, I can... do something. My body kinda fixes itself... I've got my own parts I use for maintenance. If there's even a small chance that our parts are similar, I'll try to make it work.

[dandy_bro]

Perfect perfectomuuuundo! Bring as much as you can! We're the big beautiful ship docked just outside the rose garden outside the city!

[littleblackcait]

Of all the times to be housebound.... I can't do anything unless he's brought here, but I can provide parts and assistance. My workshop and tools are at your disposal. If I had some sort of guide, I could try reconstructing his limbs, at the very least....

[dandy_bro]

Uwwah.. You're Old Man Kitty, aren't you! We can bring him over to you once the Old guy in the telephone booth and the cyborg-boy have a look at him!

...Can I play with your kitten when we come over? ♥♥♥

[littleblackcait]

Old... man.. kitty? Er, yes, that would be me. And you're welcome to bring him over any time. ... heheh, yes, you can play with Cait if you like. He's been bored lately.

[Bored'n'borin'! Love t' have a chat wi' a nice lass such's yerself an' yer others too! Bloody boring 'round here, it is!]