[Bitch Fest]

[dandanfung]

Title: Bitch Fest
Pairing: Heechul x Sungmin; implied Kyumin, Hanchul
Genre: Cracky humour?
Rating: PG-13 (mentions of sex)
Summary: Heechul and Sungmin spend some quality time going at what they do best: bitching.
A/N: Beta'd by princess_jaded ~ I realized I have shitloads of punctuation errors =__="" First genuine attempt at writing humour (I fail) AND Heechul (

Comments

[yeonnie]

♥

You really wrote this!!!!! *squishes*
CHULLIE AND MINNIE. No one can defeat them when it comes to bitching <3

Oh, i almost forgot to say: LOL

[yeonnie]

and also, the names of the celebrities

JaeJoong and YunJae
Hwayobi
YeSungie
Jaebeom
Lee Hyori
2NE1

Am i right? ^____~

[yeonnie]

oops, my bad
the 4th one should be Jo Kwon

[headless_bex]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS.
Both of them are like so workable tgt. HAHAHA YOU GENIUS YOU.
<33333

[headless_bex]

I only got Lee Yunji and Ddangkoma (Yesung)
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[dandanfung]

Me no genius. I was being totally lame. Hah.

Some of the descriptions are accurate about how I personally feel about the mentioned celebrity.

[vivalapaparazzi]

OMG I LOVE THIS~ ♡
-huggles you-

THIS IS THE CUTEST LITTLE BITCH FEST EVER.

“First person that comes to mind is Key; that boy has got to stop acting so diva on stage, I mean grow a set of balls for crying out loud.” Heechul snapped suddenly, “Have you seen the way the boy moves his body? Give him a freaking wig and he’d look twice as good as Kara or 4minute, or any of those ‘girl’ groups.”

...UHM LOL LOOK AT THE MIRROR, PRINCESS~ XDDDDDDDD

[dandanfung]

Exactly, which is why Sungmin began laughing his ass off.

<33 glad you liked it bb *hugs back*

[pinefir]

heyyyyy it's funny :D hahahahhaah

[dandanfung]

hmph. don't talk to me. I'm mad at you. Where are you? I'm bored. T_T

[yesungismine1]

“Sungmin ah, you should really control your voice at night.” Heechul let go of Sungmin’s collar, “I seriously can hear you moaning Kyuhyun’s name from a floor up. Maybe that’s why Eunhyuk and them haven’t been getting a lot of sleep.”

Sungmin crossed his arms and looked the other way.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I love you, this was too funny.

OKAY I GOT THIS I GOT THIS.

1. I know it's a DBSK member, but I don't know DBSK that well. I'm guessing either Yoochun or Jaejoong.
2. Uhh, BOF? Haha, I wasn't sure what to put.
3. HWAYOBI. OMFG her laugh annoys me too Heechul Oppa.
4. YESUNGYESUNGYESUNG AND DDANGGKOMA. :D
5. Hmm. 2AM, not 2PM? How about Leader Jo Kwon?
6. Gahh, this is too general. I don't know. /:
7. 2NE1:DDDDDDDD

Gah, I loved this Oppa.

[dandanfung]

hahahaha I had to throw in Hanchul/Kyumin's nightly adventures somewhere in the piece, because it's simply too good to pass up~

Glad you liked my phail humour <33333
Glad you liked the piece. <33333