Sporking: Casey Riddle, Part Two

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Sue's Name: Casey Riddle.
Sue's Parents: Lord Voldemort and his wife, who apparently turned to dust immediately after giving birth. (Voldy has that affect on a lot of people.)
Sue's Love-Interest: The very first person under the age of 30 she sees. Draco, if you must know.
Sue's Friends: Uh... Peter, maybe. He seems nice enough to her.
Sue's

Comments

[ironic_sun]

This was bloody hilarious, especially the part about Bellatrix being undivorced.

Kudos to you for getting through this drivel without scratching out your own eyes.