Sporking: Casey Riddle, Part One

[dancing_chimera]

Sue's Name: Casey Riddle.
Sue's Parents: Lord Voldemort and his wife, who apparently turned to dust immediately after giving birth. (Voldy has that affect on a lot of people, apparently.)
Sue's Love-Interest: No one at this point.
Sue's Friends: None at this point. Seventeen years of Voldemort-free existence and she didn't manage to make a

Comments

[ryntha_doghare]

Ha! Excellent sporking. Please do the next bit!

(I'm surprised this fic didn't take the "Voldy's an abusive dad!" plotline.)

[dancing_chimera]

Thank you! I probably will sometime soon.

You know, I actually hardly ever see that done anymore. Off the top of my head, I wrote an awful Gary-Stu slash fic a few years back that had Voldy as an abusive grandfather, and he might count as "abusive" toward those triplets that I was sporking on deleterius, but it seems like generally Voldy is an alarmingly loving father. o_O Apparently a lot of people missed the memo about him being incapable of love and hating kids.

[dancing_chimera]

Uh, by "a few years back" I mean about six years back, when I was about thirteen. I am not a "recently" recovered Suethor.

[jessicasaurus13]

I love you for the "Despicable Me" reference, that movie was the cutest thing I've ever seen. I don't know if it's because I'm going on five hours of sleep, but I laughed so hard at your sporking.