LV Journal - 005.

[dancewithadevil]

Disneyworld? Really. The overcrowded tourist attraction in Florida?

I'm afraid I've never been, nor do I feel the need to change that status. My idea of fun is not standing around outdoors in ridiculously long lines while being surrounded by hoards of noisy, petulant children

Comments

[gonnadiesomeday]

Oh, don't be like that! There's funnel cake!

[dancewithadevil]

I don't even know what funnel cake is, so I can't exactly share your enthusiasm.

[gonnadiesomeday]

It's kinda like fried dough. There's sugar on top. Mmm-mmm, tasty. Trust me, you'll like it.

[petite_sleuth]

Now I am.

[dancewithadevil]

Then it is my great pleasure to disappoint you!

[petite_sleuth]

See, Lauren. I hate Disneyworld. But at least I've been to it's bastard cousin and my handy dandy file says you haven't. So you have no reason to hate it yet. You need to get out more, to live. And then you can despise it all you want.

[dancewithadevil]

I've lived already, and then subsequently died. I hardly see how being brought back to Disneyworld is worthy of life experience.

But if you want me to go - fine. I was simply offering you the warning.

[soundof_drums]

So what is your idea of fun?

[dancewithadevil]

Plotting against CIA-
Tracking and torture-
General World domination-

Other things.

[soundof_drums]

Oh, well it isn't any fun if you don't elaborate. How are others supposed to learn if they have anything in common with you?

Goodness, you'll never make friends at this rate!