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[dancetocalypso]

I’m cock-crazy!  All I can do is think about men and their dicks.  In class, when my professors speak, I drown out their voices and daydream about dicks.  At night, when I’m lying in my bed… Dicks.  Walking around the neighborhood, dicks again!  I can’t escape them.  They’re always in the forefront of my thoughts.  I’m sublimating my dire need for

Comments

[successforless]

ugh

[dancetocalypso]

you're the worst of 'em! =p

[successforless]

worst of what eggzackly?

[sittingcow]

well written

[alycatison]

Funny as..,well, dicks, of course!

[smapdi_biotch]

Did you hear about the guy who had his body chopped off?
Someone grabbed him by the dick and chopped his body right off!

[dancetocalypso]

yes, as a matter of fact, i did. seems the perpetrator left the man's disendicked body somewhere in a corn field. by the time investigators found it, it was too late to reattach it to the penis. poor fella.

[phedisch]

proverbial dicks FTW

This has made my morning happy.

[smapdi_biotch]

This is still hilarious.