I secretly feel like any sane person should envy me for posessing this very wonderful thing, though most of you are actually probably pointing and laughing. I absoluetly envy you this new possession!!
Because I've sensed enough interest across LJ, I think it would be feasible to get up a hunting party, armed with elephant tranquilizers, to track and sedate Tom Cruise. Discussions then can be initiated as to what preserve to ship him to, one without public access.
Personally, I vote for eight hours of psychiatric therapy a day and a Xanax IV drip. Or, you know, just some expert cult deprogramming.
I think our biggest hope is that the Scientologists themselves will realize that he looks batshit and is drawing attention to how crazy their beliefs are, and they'll pull out the giant cane and yank him offstage.
I think I've finally caught up with livejournal today, now that I no longer feel the overpowering urge to comment on everything with some variation of, "Yes, well, life is a NEVERENDING CIRCUS OF PAIN, AND THEN YOU DIE."
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Ya! *g*
*feeds you more chocolate Hostess Zingers without the icing to keep the good vibes coming*
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:p
Dang, that's *twice* I've been tagged with the dork meme. I guess I'll actually have to do it now.
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I think our biggest hope is that the Scientologists themselves will realize that he looks batshit and is drawing attention to how crazy their beliefs are, and they'll pull out the giant cane and yank him offstage.
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Am I wrong to laugh at your pain? ::shrugs::
Zingers? Eww. And eww some more.
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And, yeah, Zingers. They were the only thing remotely like brownies in the vending machine. It really wasn't pretty!
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